Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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MARK

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19 years ago #7118

You probably shouldn't be sitting on that bar stool. A temporal vortex appears there sometimes.

MARK

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19 years ago #7119

[slides down from the stool, fetches walkingstick and leaves]

Oh, well, maybe I should brew my own mead and host a party at my place in a few weeks from now.

MARK

prob123
19 years ago #7120

Stares into water glass. Humm.. looks....ok....

MARK

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19 years ago #7121

I wouldn't be so sure...

MARK

d the novice
19 years ago #7122

yeh you see pure clean water is very very rare in thwese parts

MARK

d the novice
19 years ago #7123

dogh'd, it's safe to come out of the cupboard now.

MARK

Botbuilder King
19 years ago #7124

*accidentally fires and acid spray and dissolves the cash register and all the money in it* Oops!

MARK

colonel720
19 years ago #7125

*eats steak*

MARK

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19 years ago #7126

Would somebody put a security alarm in that thing? Something, ANYTHING to keep people away from that stupid register!!!!

MARK

colonel720
19 years ago #7127

install a skunk

MARK

Botbuilder King
19 years ago #7128

*rebuilds the cash register and installs an alarm* Now fizzy can't eat it! If someone tries to get it then it will explode!

MARK

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19 years ago #7129

That's gonna make it hard on Dogh'd when he tries to make change.