Doghead's Cosmic Bar

On second thought, forget I ever ordered anything!

Dogh'd's specials are good, just don't ask what they are or how they are made.

I asked the bar tender bot in the Starship Titanic game for a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster and he told me to watch my mouth. Then I had to find him a lemon, a crushed tv set and some pureed starlings. Water sounds good.

Uhhh... No, no, I'm fine!

Yeah, me too.

Fact: according to government regulations concerning water distribution systems, tap water is actually healthier for the body than "pure" natural spring water. Regulations allow only a certain amount of iron in tap water (i forget the exact amount), but less iron is allowed in tap water than in the bottled water who's regulations are set by the corporations that market them

Although, tap water in the parts I come form tastes like a mixture of leaking sewage and rust

Yumm...sewage and rust...I think I'll order that.

actually it's called the.....

*returns cash register*

*apologises reluctantly*

We need a spare cash register.