Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*meets clayre outside* could i please have that back now?

Can anyone tell me what's in this pan galactico garly blast-thing?

You know what? I don't even want to know! Can I just have a simple glass of water please?

a glass of water....those are extremely rare in these parts..

LOL

Ooh! Ooh! *waves tentacles* I know how to make a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster! Okay, first you take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit, then you pour in one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V, then drop in three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin and let them melt, being careful not to lose the benzene. Then you need four liters of Fallian marsh gas. That doesn't actually stay in the drink, but you let it bubble through to add some flavor. Then you're supposed to float a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract, which for some reason has to be balanced on the back of a silver spoon. Then you drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger, sprinkle with Zamphuor, and add an olive. After that it's ready to drink. It feels like being hit in the head by a gold brick wrapped in a lemon.

Ok, I'll take the water.

I'm with Prob123.

Plain, nothing swimming in it this time, Please.

On second thought, forget I ever ordered anything!

Dogh'd's specials are good, just don't ask what they are or how they are made.

I asked the bar tender bot in the Starship Titanic game for a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster and he told me to watch my mouth. Then I had to find him a lemon, a crushed tv set and some pureed starlings. Water sounds good.