Doghead's Cosmic Bar

What do you serve here?

Bartender, what would you recommend? I'm an old man and I'm used to the more traditional stuff like mead, but I don't see that on your menu.

we serve pan galactic gargle blasters

I'll take it!

*levitates the golden register*
*mutters an arcane syllable*
There! Now there are five golden cash registers. The one that is real will grant untold riches. The ones that are false lead only to death and decay.

*uses advanced nanotechnology to detect real one*

*stares at the pan galactic gargle blaster she ordered*

*laughs at colonel720*

Thinks she will stick with mead, after looking at the pan galactic gargle blaster!

Uhhh... You want it? *hands it to Sigurd*

I guess not... So, what's in this thing?

uhhh i'm still holding on to the real cash register!
*runs out door with the register*