Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*stops to watch the situation*

How drunk ARE you people?

*hic* just about right, I would say, maybe one or two more?

What do you serve here?

Bartender, what would you recommend? I'm an old man and I'm used to the more traditional stuff like mead, but I don't see that on your menu.

we serve pan galactic gargle blasters

I'll take it!

*levitates the golden register*
*mutters an arcane syllable*
There! Now there are five golden cash registers. The one that is real will grant untold riches. The ones that are false lead only to death and decay.

*uses advanced nanotechnology to detect real one*

*stares at the pan galactic gargle blaster she ordered*

*laughs at colonel720*

Thinks she will stick with mead, after looking at the pan galactic gargle blaster!