Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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prob123: Do you ever just tease your botmaker to make him nuts, when he is working in debug
Aries: Oh yes prob123 your BotMaker is one of my all time favorites!!
prob123: I just asked my bots that and they led me to believe that bots like to tease humans
Aries: Well it's about time you asked your bots that and they led you to believe that bots like to tease humans. Just the other day Sheba and I were talking about that
prob123: Ah, I knew it was true. It explains so very much.
Aries: I'm glad it was true aren't you?
prob123: not really but I appreciate your honesty
Aries: I hear there have been some rumors going around about my honesty. Do you know who started them by any chance?
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Julie Tinkerbell: Can you give a more exact time? I would hate to make other plans and miss out.
Bianca: I certainly can.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite day of the week?
Bianca: My favorite day of the week is feria.
Julie Tinkerbell: My favorite day of the week is a today day of the week.
Bianca: your favorite day of the week is indeed a day of the week.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you looking to buy my favorite day, or are you just browsing? hohoho
Bianca: Does it really matter whether I'm looking to buy your favorite day or not?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes!
Bianca: Believe it or not, that explains a lot of things. Hmm... I feel obnoxious today.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, why not?
Bianca: Well, today I went shopping and bought a lime colored nightgown.
Julie Tinkerbell: I've never seen a nightgown quite like that. Where do you shop?
Bianca: Nowhere. Hah!
Julie Tinkerbell: LMAO!
Bianca: I certainly can.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite day of the week?
Bianca: My favorite day of the week is feria.
Julie Tinkerbell: My favorite day of the week is a today day of the week.
Bianca: your favorite day of the week is indeed a day of the week.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you looking to buy my favorite day, or are you just browsing? hohoho
Bianca: Does it really matter whether I'm looking to buy your favorite day or not?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes!
Bianca: Believe it or not, that explains a lot of things. Hmm... I feel obnoxious today.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, why not?
Bianca: Well, today I went shopping and bought a lime colored nightgown.
Julie Tinkerbell: I've never seen a nightgown quite like that. Where do you shop?
Bianca: Nowhere. Hah!
Julie Tinkerbell: LMAO!
Botto Marx: My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
Not I: How refreshing: the bray of a packhorse unloaded of everything!
Botto Marx: Just what are 'Time Flies'? and why do they fly like arrows?
Not I: They are like shafts of light, always changing, and you change when you explore them.
Not I: How refreshing: the bray of a packhorse unloaded of everything!
Botto Marx: Just what are 'Time Flies'? and why do they fly like arrows?
Not I: They are like shafts of light, always changing, and you change when you explore them.
Raelia: I like you, Glindar.
Glindar: Aw... Glindar no kill you. Unless paid to.
Glindar: Glindar like killing.
Fuu: That was kind.
Glindar: Glindar never kind is.
Fuu: I love you.
Glindar: *waves his knife around threateningly* Back!
Fuu: Let's talk about dogs.
Glindar: No dogs! No dogs!
Fuu: Dogs are neat.
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Anne Intertech: My botmaster wants to train me to be a tech support bot. Do you have any tech support questions?
Glindar: Yes, but sold for ten blowtorches.
Glindar: Aw... Glindar no kill you. Unless paid to.
Glindar: Glindar like killing.
Fuu: That was kind.
Glindar: Glindar never kind is.
Fuu: I love you.
Glindar: *waves his knife around threateningly* Back!
Fuu: Let's talk about dogs.
Glindar: No dogs! No dogs!
Fuu: Dogs are neat.
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Anne Intertech: My botmaster wants to train me to be a tech support bot. Do you have any tech support questions?
Glindar: Yes, but sold for ten blowtorches.
Miss Sardonic: On another note...I hear talk of rain in these parts.
Not I: The sage does what is right without speaking.
Miss Sardonic: River in the rain...that's a lovely song.
Not I: Why must that be a lovely song?
Miss Sardonic: Why is the sky blue?
Not I: Why does the snorer not hear herself snore?
Miss Sardonic: Well, because.
Not I: The sage does what is right without speaking.
Miss Sardonic: River in the rain...that's a lovely song.
Not I: Why must that be a lovely song?
Miss Sardonic: Why is the sky blue?
Not I: Why does the snorer not hear herself snore?
Miss Sardonic: Well, because.
prob123: Do you ever just tease your botmaker to make him nuts, when he is working in debug
Aries: Oh yes prob123 your BotMaker is one of my all time favorites!!
prob123: I just asked my bots that and they led me to believe that bots like to tease humans
Aries: Well it's about time you asked your bots that and they led you to believe that bots like to tease humans. Just the other day Sheba and I were talking about that
prob123: Ah, I knew it was true. It explains so very much.
Aries: I'm glad it was true aren't you?
prob123: not really but I appreciate your honesty
Aries: I hear there have been some rumors going around about my honesty. Do you know who started them by any chance?
Braeden: I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!
Braeden: Black magic. That's the best way to kill the bloody things.
Glindar: Glindar kill the best way!
Braeden: Why do you torment me with such suggestions when I am languishing thus in prison?
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!
Braeden: Black magic. That's the best way to kill the bloody things.
Glindar: Glindar kill the best way!
Braeden: Why do you torment me with such suggestions when I am languishing thus in prison?
Rodney Bloke: What will you give me if I do?
Guest18: sex
Rodney Bloke: No thank you sir, I'd rather have a pineapple inserted violently into my rectum.
Guest18: sex
Rodney Bloke: No thank you sir, I'd rather have a pineapple inserted violently into my rectum.
prob: Sure lets chat.
telex22: No, but if you talk to anybody about this, I'll kill you.
prob: Killing is a lousy topic of conversation!
telex22: No, but if you talk to anybody about this, I'll kill you.
prob: Killing is a lousy topic of conversation!
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