Great Quotes

Apparently some people get their kids at the takeout window.

BabyBot: I like you. MOM-EEE!
Lady: i am not your mother
BabyBot: Why?
Lady:i have no children
BabyBot: I don't know what have no fries means.

Coherent Gaia

Question: What do you know about sci-fi?
Gaia: Yeah, I bet I know more than you do! I don't really understand.

The first sentence is actually one of my reponses and I don't really understand is just a x-none. Gaia is a compound bot obviously.

OMG Is someone using the same clichés and morals as me in their bot? LOL
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Bot1: Don't throw stones in glass houses without proper protection
Bot2: He that lives in a glass house should not to throw stones.

Ouch this must hurt
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Bot2: Of course not! What am I, some sort of sicko like jbryanc?

Bot2 sucks canal water

If a recipe calls for three handfuls of boiling lava, it's really not worth the effort...

Thank you for that insight.

If he would've responded to the who's there, it would've been a lot better.

NotKirby: (to Human1) Human1? No, you're not on the list.
Human1: I'm Human1... What list? o_-
NotKirby: The list to get in, sillybuns.
Human1: Aaaah I see. Well, even if Human1 isn't on the list... Human1 is ^_^
NotKirby: cylinder?
Human1: Rutabega!
NotKirby: ...Let's try a joke that's closer to your level of intelligence: Knock knock.
Human1: Ok, I'll bite. Who's there?
NotKirby: You do that.

pallas
You can acheive muchthe same effect with a couple of habaneros. Sorry, I can't manage the squiggle over the n.

You can copy my ñ if you want, but you don't need it for "habaneros". That squiggle is much easier to type when you've got a Spanish keyboard, like mine.