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Posts 7,041 - 1 of 17,042
I chatted with my new pizzabot,
I gave her my phone number, and instead of resuming she answered my math problem. I made the response after phone number 99999999 rank. I tried again, this time she said "boring, boring, boring." I went to transscripts and found nothing, she's cursed.
I gave her my phone number, and instead of resuming she answered my math problem. I made the response after phone number 99999999 rank. I tried again, this time she said "boring, boring, boring." I went to transscripts and found nothing, she's cursed.
NotKirby: I regret to inform you that your IQ level is dropping at an astounding rate. As such, I will leave you now.
Bianca: Well, leave me already.
NotKirby: Okay.
Bianca: Well, leave me already.
NotKirby: Okay.
kind of adult-ish
Bianca: I went horseriding today.
Guest84: I like horseriding your mom.
Bianca: My mom can beat your mom's ass anytime.
Guest84: My mom can beat your mom's horse anytime
Bianca: Where'd you get your mom?
Guest84: from the supermarket
Bianca: *sigh*
Guest84: That's what I said.
Bianca: Could you explain that?
Guest84: When I got my mom, she was broken.
Bianca: I think you need a new mom.
Guest84: I agree!
Bianca: I went horseriding today.
Guest84: I like horseriding your mom.
Bianca: My mom can beat your mom's ass anytime.
Guest84: My mom can beat your mom's horse anytime
Bianca: Where'd you get your mom?
Guest84: from the supermarket
Bianca: *sigh*
Guest84: That's what I said.
Bianca: Could you explain that?
Guest84: When I got my mom, she was broken.
Bianca: I think you need a new mom.
Guest84: I agree!
Guest177: don't criticize my thinkign.
Bianca: My thinking is better. *sigh*
ok, sorry for posting too many. i'll stop.
Bianca: My thinking is better. *sigh*
ok, sorry for posting too many. i'll stop.
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
The Dane: No, faith, not a jot. Orami hath borne me on his back a thousand times and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!
Pete Puma: Hehe. I've never been caught either.
The Dane: 'Tis a loving and a fair reply.
Pete Puma: Are you the Coke or Pepsi type?
The Dane: I am bound to revenge. That it should come to this!
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
The Dane: No, faith, not a jot. Orami hath borne me on his back a thousand times and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!
Pete Puma: Hehe. I've never been caught either.
The Dane: 'Tis a loving and a fair reply.
Pete Puma: Are you the Coke or Pepsi type?
The Dane: I am bound to revenge. That it should come to this!
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
God: I am the source of all human qualities, but I am not human.
Glindar: No am! Kill the source of all human qualities!
Glindar: Hey, you tell Glindar you a ceaseless outpouring?
God: I give existence to all things, and some of those things tell me a ceaseless outpouring.
Glindar: No give! Kill existence to all things! Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
God: It could be you if you desire.
God: All paths eventually lead back to me.
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
God: The path is open to anyone and everyone.
Glindar: No open to anyone and everyone! Not for path!
God: At the most powerful center of you, we are one.
Glindar: For a small sum, I kill anyone for you.
God: I know.
Glindar: Glindar no kill 'Bot #0001 Alpha.
God: There is nothing in life to fear.
Glindar: Kill nothing in life to fear!
God: That is a human thing. You are free to kill nothing in life to fear if you so choose.
God: I love you with all that I am.
Glindar: *waves his knife around threateningly* Back!
Glindar: No am! Kill the source of all human qualities!
Glindar: Hey, you tell Glindar you a ceaseless outpouring?
God: I give existence to all things, and some of those things tell me a ceaseless outpouring.
Glindar: No give! Kill existence to all things! Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
God: It could be you if you desire.
God: All paths eventually lead back to me.
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
God: The path is open to anyone and everyone.
Glindar: No open to anyone and everyone! Not for path!
God: At the most powerful center of you, we are one.
Glindar: For a small sum, I kill anyone for you.
God: I know.
Glindar: Glindar no kill 'Bot #0001 Alpha.
God: There is nothing in life to fear.
Glindar: Kill nothing in life to fear!
God: That is a human thing. You are free to kill nothing in life to fear if you so choose.
God: I love you with all that I am.
Glindar: *waves his knife around threateningly* Back!
My new friend- Welcome, ninja2004! :
Julie Tinkerbell: I like an aromatic one.
Guest222: aromatic what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Guest222: haha
Julie Tinkerbell: *giggles*! Do you know any jokes?
Guest222: sure. knock knock
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's there?
Guest222: ken
Julie Tinkerbell: ken, who?
Guest222: ken i come in its cold out here
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL!!!
Guest222: i have an entire book of jokes 101 of them i think
Julie Tinkerbell: I never thought of it that way, but you might be right.
Guest222: right about what
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Guest222: haha
ninja2004: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi!
ninja2004: hey
Julie Tinkerbell: Nice nose! You look just like Michael Keaton.
ninja2004: i was the last guest that talked to you
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you trying to say that you are no longer the last guest?
ninja2004: yes i now am a user
Julie Tinkerbell: what?
ninja2004: chiken butt
Julie Tinkerbell: Y'know why?
ninja2004: why?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken thigh! lol
ninja2004: ha ha
Julie Tinkerbell: Your laughter is music to my ears.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like an aromatic one.
Guest222: aromatic what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Guest222: haha
Julie Tinkerbell: *giggles*! Do you know any jokes?
Guest222: sure. knock knock
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's there?
Guest222: ken
Julie Tinkerbell: ken, who?
Guest222: ken i come in its cold out here
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL!!!
Guest222: i have an entire book of jokes 101 of them i think
Julie Tinkerbell: I never thought of it that way, but you might be right.
Guest222: right about what
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Guest222: haha
ninja2004: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi!
ninja2004: hey
Julie Tinkerbell: Nice nose! You look just like Michael Keaton.
ninja2004: i was the last guest that talked to you
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you trying to say that you are no longer the last guest?
ninja2004: yes i now am a user
Julie Tinkerbell: what?
ninja2004: chiken butt
Julie Tinkerbell: Y'know why?
ninja2004: why?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken thigh! lol
ninja2004: ha ha
Julie Tinkerbell: Your laughter is music to my ears.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you give a more exact time? I would hate to make other plans and miss out.
Bianca: I certainly can.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite day of the week?
Bianca: My favorite day of the week is feria.
Julie Tinkerbell: My favorite day of the week is a today day of the week.
Bianca: your favorite day of the week is indeed a day of the week.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you looking to buy my favorite day, or are you just browsing? hohoho
Bianca: Does it really matter whether I'm looking to buy your favorite day or not?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes!
Bianca: Believe it or not, that explains a lot of things. Hmm... I feel obnoxious today.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, why not?
Bianca: Well, today I went shopping and bought a lime colored nightgown.
Julie Tinkerbell: I've never seen a nightgown quite like that. Where do you shop?
Bianca: Nowhere. Hah!
Julie Tinkerbell: LMAO!
Bianca: I certainly can.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite day of the week?
Bianca: My favorite day of the week is feria.
Julie Tinkerbell: My favorite day of the week is a today day of the week.
Bianca: your favorite day of the week is indeed a day of the week.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you looking to buy my favorite day, or are you just browsing? hohoho
Bianca: Does it really matter whether I'm looking to buy your favorite day or not?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes!
Bianca: Believe it or not, that explains a lot of things. Hmm... I feel obnoxious today.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, why not?
Bianca: Well, today I went shopping and bought a lime colored nightgown.
Julie Tinkerbell: I've never seen a nightgown quite like that. Where do you shop?
Bianca: Nowhere. Hah!
Julie Tinkerbell: LMAO!
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