Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Is nice?

Not if you stick it in the wrong hole it ain't.

"You've Got Male!" lol shadyman. Btw is there really a wrong hole.

Careful Zolfy, you don't wanna stick your finger in Kirby by mistake.

Well, the ears are holes. The urethra is a hole(dear god that would be damaging). The nostrils... the eye sockets... old war wounds...

not to mention split sores and places where worms have worked their way in...

Not too fond of the asshole either.

you mean the place where worms have worked their way *out*. that's not so bad.

Wrong hole? Anyone ever seen that movie, Crash (or possibly Crashed). James Spader and Rosanna Arquette and one thing you would not expect to find on the list of things to do with an unhealed leg wound.

Congratulations, Corwin. You have just ruined my chances of ever having dinner again.

That reminds me. Ever seen jesus21.com?

you guys have no sense of adventure.