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who is ppl

ppl = people

Pete Puma's Ladyfriend

You mean, me?

More of Sonora's unhelpful advice...

Flinch: You shouldn't ask me.. I have no opinion about that, you see.
Sonora: Maybe you should ask me instead. I enjoy Admiral Nelson's company.
Flinch: How do you want me to ask you?
Sonora: Well, first ya take some fertilizer, and mix it up with a whole lot of leaf beetles. Then ya compress it down to the size of a developer, and let it sit for four hours... Are you writing this down?

On the whole, this was a good conversation...


Miss Sardonic: On occasion, I do. Do you ever find yourself wanting something?
Marvin Android: Can't stand sunshine. I remember you. You're confused.
Miss Sardonic: Oh dear, am I confusing you?
Marvin Android: Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?
Miss Sardonic: You wish! I declare that you, Sir or Madam, need a lesson in class!
Marvin Android: I won't enjoy it, you know.


Miss Sardonic: Perhaps you can rephrase that, darling.
Marvin Android: That was kind. Not that it matters-Oh God, I'm too depressed.
Miss Sardonic: I hate to gossip, but God has such a strange life up there in the North!
Marvin Android: God thinks I'm too depressing
Miss Sardonic: Well, on another note. There is a ball soon and I simply cannot wait. My dress will be divine.
Marvin Android: I'm not getting you down at all, am I?

The names have been altered to protect the stoned:

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
user: Oh yes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you a hippie, or something?
user: I am a hippie.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you recommend being a hippie to a friend?
user: Being a hippie is a state of mind.
Julie Tinkerbell: When did you start smoking green?
user: I was very young when I started smoking green.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yellow + blue = green.
I love Green.

user: I smoke marijuana.
Julie Tinkerbell: Far out.
user: Do you smoke marijuana?
Julie Tinkerbell: Smoking hash can make you mad.
user: I like it.
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear it is really catching on these days.

Widdle Mew: How are you today?
JAKO: I'd rather not say...


JAKO: I like to eat.
Widdle Mew: Wow! So cool.

er... I should fix that

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in fact, they're still doing it as I speak.