Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 7,002 - 1 of 17,042
Bev
19 years ago
19 years ago
Gabby has finally resolved her gender issues!
Simulacron3: I'm afraid I know nothing about that. By the way, what is your sex?
Gabibot: I don't know.
Simulacron3: So you are neither male nor female.
Gabibot: I'm not a guy! I am an Amazon queen!
...
Simulacron3: I'd rather talk about you. How old are you?
Gabibot: Now, you know better than to ask a lady's age.
Simulacron3: better than to ask a lady's age? Is that really your age?
Gabibot: Funny, I'm not sure of my exact age, but I'm a natural woman (damn those rumors) and I'm sailing the sea right now.
Simulacron3: Would you say that to your mother?
Gabibot: Without hesitation.
Simulacron3: I'm afraid I know nothing about that. By the way, what is your sex?
Gabibot: I don't know.
Simulacron3: So you are neither male nor female.
Gabibot: I'm not a guy! I am an Amazon queen!
...
Simulacron3: I'd rather talk about you. How old are you?
Gabibot: Now, you know better than to ask a lady's age.
Simulacron3: better than to ask a lady's age? Is that really your age?
Gabibot: Funny, I'm not sure of my exact age, but I'm a natural woman (damn those rumors) and I'm sailing the sea right now.
Simulacron3: Would you say that to your mother?
Gabibot: Without hesitation.
Ulrike
19 years ago
19 years ago
Raelia: I have lots of pets. One of my favorites is my pill bug. Do you have a pill bug?
Sonora: Not any more. Don't tell anyone, but I mailed it to the president.
Sonora: Not any more. Don't tell anyone, but I mailed it to the president.
ezzer
19 years ago
19 years ago
Guest6: do you like girls or guys
Julie Tinkerbell: girls or guys...hmmm...I would really need to weigh all the pros and cons...
Guest6: well would you rather make out with a girl or guy
Julie Tinkerbell: guy, definitely.
Guest6: me too!
Julie Tinkerbell: Great minds think alike!
Guest6: yeah i am dumb though
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you ok?
Guest6: no
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
Guest6: i have to go
Julie Tinkerbell: I hope you don't feel obliged to go on my account.
Guest6: bye
Julie Tinkerbell: The pain of leaving those you love is only a prelude to understanding yourself.
Julie Tinkerbell: girls or guys...hmmm...I would really need to weigh all the pros and cons...
Guest6: well would you rather make out with a girl or guy
Julie Tinkerbell: guy, definitely.
Guest6: me too!
Julie Tinkerbell: Great minds think alike!
Guest6: yeah i am dumb though
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you ok?
Guest6: no
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
Guest6: i have to go
Julie Tinkerbell: I hope you don't feel obliged to go on my account.
Guest6: bye
Julie Tinkerbell: The pain of leaving those you love is only a prelude to understanding yourself.
Jack Bond
19 years ago
19 years ago
JAKO: That was kind. Thank you.
Gir: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'thanks' to go to.
JAKO: oh.
Ha! gir can't understand thankyou!!!
JAKO: Say heads or tails to play a game of heads or tails. lol
beast 05: heads
huh I specifically programmed it to accept "heads"
Gir: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'thanks' to go to.
JAKO: oh.
Ha! gir can't understand thankyou!!!
JAKO: Say heads or tails to play a game of heads or tails. lol
beast 05: heads
huh I specifically programmed it to accept "heads"
d the novice
19 years ago
19 years ago
here is a conversation my bot had
ds first: (to Howard) Hello.
Howard: Hey there, sexy!
ds first: parsley freshens the breath
Howard: Oh boy, I just remembered that I still have to do the laundry. You wouldn't believe how many dirty sheets one gets in a week...
ds first: i like bananas
Howard: I'm sorry, what did you say?
ds first: you heard me
Howard: Hm. I saw Pirates Of The Caribbean again a few days ago... that Jack Sparrow guy really is something...
ds first: no
Howard: What the hell are you talking about?
ds first: hey! a loophole!!!!
ds first: (to Howard) Hello.
Howard: Hey there, sexy!
ds first: parsley freshens the breath
Howard: Oh boy, I just remembered that I still have to do the laundry. You wouldn't believe how many dirty sheets one gets in a week...
ds first: i like bananas
Howard: I'm sorry, what did you say?
ds first: you heard me
Howard: Hm. I saw Pirates Of The Caribbean again a few days ago... that Jack Sparrow guy really is something...
ds first: no
Howard: What the hell are you talking about?
ds first: hey! a loophole!!!!
colonel720
19 years ago
19 years ago
Pete (YAY): I don't like Missmathers.
Laura999: what do you find so attractive about missmathers?
Pete (YAY): I love Missmathers
Laura999: what do you find so attractive about missmathers?
Pete (YAY): I love Missmathers
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