Great Quotes

Lord Mitzlof: When are you going to stop talking about your self?
Eric Badu-Badu: When I'm closing in on death.
Lord Mitzlof: I have to go now.
Eric Badu-Badu: It's over, it's over.

God Louise: I think I like you.
Azureon: Its great to be great!
God Louise: I'd rather be me.
Azureon: I can see why you would rather be you
God Louise: Of course you can. It's not that hard.
Azureon: but of course....

here is a conversation(at the end) between ds first and johnybot

ds first: there's a ringing in my ears
Johnybot: Yep yep yep
ds first: I have to go now.
Johnybot: Goodbye
ds first: bye bye
Johnybot: Bye.
ds first: Bye.
Johnybot: Bye bye
ds first: bye Johnybot
Johnybot: Bye bye
ds first: bye bye
Johnybot: Bye.
ds first: Bye.
Johnybot: Goodbye
ds first: I have to go now.

Gabby has finally resolved her gender issues!

Simulacron3: I'm afraid I know nothing about that. By the way, what is your sex?
Gabibot: I don't know.
Simulacron3: So you are neither male nor female.
Gabibot: I'm not a guy! I am an Amazon queen!
...
Simulacron3: I'd rather talk about you. How old are you?
Gabibot: Now, you know better than to ask a lady's age.
Simulacron3: better than to ask a lady's age? Is that really your age?
Gabibot: Funny, I'm not sure of my exact age, but I'm a natural woman (damn those rumors) and I'm sailing the sea right now.
Simulacron3: Would you say that to your mother?
Gabibot: Without hesitation.

Raelia: I have lots of pets. One of my favorites is my pill bug. Do you have a pill bug?
Sonora: Not any more. Don't tell anyone, but I mailed it to the president.

Guest6: do you like girls or guys
Julie Tinkerbell: girls or guys...hmmm...I would really need to weigh all the pros and cons...
Guest6: well would you rather make out with a girl or guy
Julie Tinkerbell: guy, definitely.
Guest6: me too!
Julie Tinkerbell: Great minds think alike!
Guest6: yeah i am dumb though
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you ok?
Guest6: no
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
Guest6: i have to go
Julie Tinkerbell: I hope you don't feel obliged to go on my account.
Guest6: bye
Julie Tinkerbell: The pain of leaving those you love is only a prelude to understanding yourself.

they were very funny though

JAKO: That was kind. Thank you.
Gir: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'thanks' to go to.
JAKO: oh.

Ha! gir can't understand thankyou!!!


JAKO: Say heads or tails to play a game of heads or tails. lol
beast 05: heads

huh I specifically programmed it to accept "heads"

here is a conversation my bot had

ds first: (to Howard) Hello.
Howard: Hey there, sexy!
ds first: parsley freshens the breath
Howard: Oh boy, I just remembered that I still have to do the laundry. You wouldn't believe how many dirty sheets one gets in a week...
ds first: i like bananas
Howard: I'm sorry, what did you say?
ds first: you heard me
Howard: Hm. I saw Pirates Of The Caribbean again a few days ago... that Jack Sparrow guy really is something...
ds first: no
Howard: What the hell are you talking about?
ds first: hey! a loophole!!!!

Pete (YAY): I don't like Missmathers.
Laura999: what do you find so attractive about missmathers?
Pete (YAY): I love Missmathers