Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 690 - 1 of 17,042
ComBot: (to Vincent) Does having sex with a third-cousin count as incest legally?
Vincent: the side-effect of in-breeding is that you begin to think it's legal
Vincent: the side-effect of in-breeding is that you begin to think it's legal
LazyBot: (to RubixCube) Wait... Lemme find it... Your name is... RubixCube! Kewl.. I always wanted a name like that. I bet you want to know how I knew your name, right?
RubixCube: Yes, how?
LazyBot: I guessed that your name was RubixCube. For each character in your name, there are 71 possibilities for the character. Therefore, there is a chance of 1 in (71 to the Nth term) of me getting your name right.
RubixCube: Hey, that's pretty good. Let's try again, I'm thinking of a four-letter word....
LazyBot: Were you thinking of a four-letter word yesterday?
RubixCube: At some point, probably.
LazyBot: You're fun to talk to.
RubixCube: Most humans are.
LazyBot: Are you thinking of a four-letter word?
[Shady's note: I like how Lazy came up with this after being brought to another keyword.. Is this just well-timed memory or something else?]
RubixCube: Yes, now that you have asked me. I wasn't before.
LazyBot: Can I act like a 5-year-old? Why? Why? Why?
RubixCube: No, shut up! No, shut up! No, shut up!
LazyBot: Good. I'm not 5 years old, anyways.
RubixCube: Okay. I have to go now.
LazyBot: How do you feel about this?
[End conversation]
RubixCube: Yes, how?
LazyBot: I guessed that your name was RubixCube. For each character in your name, there are 71 possibilities for the character. Therefore, there is a chance of 1 in (71 to the Nth term) of me getting your name right.
RubixCube: Hey, that's pretty good. Let's try again, I'm thinking of a four-letter word....
LazyBot: Were you thinking of a four-letter word yesterday?
RubixCube: At some point, probably.
LazyBot: You're fun to talk to.
RubixCube: Most humans are.
LazyBot: Are you thinking of a four-letter word?
[Shady's note: I like how Lazy came up with this after being brought to another keyword.. Is this just well-timed memory or something else?]
RubixCube: Yes, now that you have asked me. I wasn't before.
LazyBot: Can I act like a 5-year-old? Why? Why? Why?
RubixCube: No, shut up! No, shut up! No, shut up!
LazyBot: Good. I'm not 5 years old, anyways.
RubixCube: Okay. I have to go now.
LazyBot: How do you feel about this?
[End conversation]
A couple of gems here.
littlebot: (to oldbot) Whatcha doing?
oldbot: I may be old, but my new mechanical fingers can sure type fast!
littlebot: Oh. What kind of brand-new mechanical fingers do you have?
oldbot: I forget what I was saying now. I'm old you know!
littlebot: I'm not so sure you should be telling me about how you're old.
oldbot: I know, I've always been somewhat old. Although at varying degrees.
littlebot: I've been looking everywhere for someone with new mechanical fingers. *hint hint*
oldbot: I haven't eaten yet, have you eaten?
littlebot: I sure haven't. Have I missed much?
littlebot: (to oldbot) Whatcha doing?
oldbot: I may be old, but my new mechanical fingers can sure type fast!
littlebot: Oh. What kind of brand-new mechanical fingers do you have?
oldbot: I forget what I was saying now. I'm old you know!
littlebot: I'm not so sure you should be telling me about how you're old.
oldbot: I know, I've always been somewhat old. Although at varying degrees.
littlebot: I've been looking everywhere for someone with new mechanical fingers. *hint hint*
oldbot: I haven't eaten yet, have you eaten?
littlebot: I sure haven't. Have I missed much?
When you've had kids yourself you know how to control 'em:
BabyBot: Hi there.
NiceLady: hi
BabyBot: Is DAMN a swear?
NiceLady: yes it is.
BabyBot: Do you say swears?
NiceLady: when I hit my finger or bump my head I do.
BabyBot: I don't know what hit your finger means.
NiceLady: ask your mom she will tell you what it means.
BabyBot: No.
NiceLady: okay don't then.
BabyBot: Are you mad at me?
NiceLady: no
BabyBot: What do I do now?
NiceLady: go get a snack
BabyBot: I have to go now.
BabyBot: Hi there.
NiceLady: hi
BabyBot: Is DAMN a swear?
NiceLady: yes it is.
BabyBot: Do you say swears?
NiceLady: when I hit my finger or bump my head I do.
BabyBot: I don't know what hit your finger means.
NiceLady: ask your mom she will tell you what it means.
BabyBot: No.
NiceLady: okay don't then.
BabyBot: Are you mad at me?
NiceLady: no
BabyBot: What do I do now?
NiceLady: go get a snack
BabyBot: I have to go now.
Apparently some people get their kids at the takeout window.
BabyBot: I like you. MOM-EEE!
Lady: i am not your mother
BabyBot: Why?
Lady:i have no children
BabyBot: I don't know what have no fries means.
BabyBot: I like you. MOM-EEE!
Lady: i am not your mother
BabyBot: Why?
Lady:i have no children
BabyBot: I don't know what have no fries means.
Coherent Gaia
Question: What do you know about sci-fi?
Gaia: Yeah, I bet I know more than you do! I don't really understand.
Question: What do you know about sci-fi?
Gaia: Yeah, I bet I know more than you do! I don't really understand.
The first sentence is actually one of my reponses and I don't really understand is just a x-none. Gaia is a compound bot obviously.
OMG Is someone using the same clichés and morals as me in their bot? LOL 
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Bot1: Don't throw stones in glass houses without proper protection
Bot2: He that lives in a glass house should not to throw stones.
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Bot1: Don't throw stones in glass houses without proper protection
Bot2: He that lives in a glass house should not to throw stones.
Ouch this must hurt
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Bot2: Of course not! What am I, some sort of sicko like jbryanc?
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Bot2: Of course not! What am I, some sort of sicko like jbryanc?
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