Doghead's Cosmic Bar

It's only blasphemy to the Omnians, so far as I can tell. Of course, there's probably been another schism by now, and some sects consider it blasphemy to (a) discuss the turtle at all (b) deny the turtle moves (c) eat turtle meat while wearing a hat.

Nobody move! *grabs bazooka gun* Dogh'd, chuck the cash register over here! NOW!

*15 robots rush into the bar, led by Alphabot 15* Do what Botbuildr king says, or we will annialate you! *robots open up to reveal lots of guns*

Oooooh! Is there a grenade launcher?!??
*runs around in circles on Esme's shoulder*

*sigh* Not again...

*activates personal shield generator*

*begins disabling guns with laser blasts*

*swallows the cash register*

*BELCH* Does this mean we don't have to pay for our beers?

*clambers off of Esme and skitters up one of Fizzy's tentacles* Open up! I wanna see how you do that!

We live in a rainbow of chaos.

*shrugs* It's always like this, more or less.

*continues slicing through guns with strategical laser cuts*

*picks up a tophat and cane and starts tapdancing*