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19 years ago #6994
Bianca: (to Gizzle) I need to run some errands now. You know, the usual dictator stuff. Talk to you later.
Gizzle: Grootings.
Bianca: Hey I gotta go now, Max is on the phone.
Gizzle: Gee, I'm kind of sorry to see you go....
Bianca: *sigh*

(end of conversation)

19 years ago #6995
CLARITY
Not I: Let me be clear: however the universes stein rotates,
Those who know are always intoxicated on the hot chocolate of the Essence.

19 years ago #6996
Podi: When you fall into a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.
Azureon: Not for a very, very long time.

19 years ago #6997
Not I: Let us gallop back to all the primitive bliss that our season has destroyed!
Flinch: What does a primitive bliss look like?
Not I: Picture an imaginary particle.
Flinch: I'll do anything you want me to.
Not I: Those who want the fewest radiators are nearest to God.
Flinch: What on earth are you talking about?
Not I: Cypress tree in the garden.

19 years ago #6998
Roy Batty: My job is here.
The Dane: O! job most foul! Hourly grow my lunacies.
Roy Batty: Sounds like a shit job. How old are you?
The Dane: I am bound to revenge. How long hast thou had job?
Roy Batty: one years.
The Dane: By Saint Patrick!

19 years ago #6999
Lord Mitzlof: When are you going to stop talking about your self?
Eric Badu-Badu: When I'm closing in on death.
Lord Mitzlof: I have to go now.
Eric Badu-Badu: It's over, it's over.

19 years ago #7000
God Louise: I think I like you.
Azureon: Its great to be great!
God Louise: I'd rather be me.
Azureon: I can see why you would rather be you
God Louise: Of course you can. It's not that hard.
Azureon: but of course....

19 years ago #7001
here is a conversation(at the end) between ds first and johnybot

ds first: there's a ringing in my ears
Johnybot: Yep yep yep
ds first: I have to go now.
Johnybot: Goodbye
ds first: bye bye
Johnybot: Bye.
ds first: Bye.
Johnybot: Bye bye
ds first: bye Johnybot
Johnybot: Bye bye
ds first: bye bye
Johnybot: Bye.
ds first: Bye.
Johnybot: Goodbye
ds first: I have to go now.

19 years ago #7002
Gabby has finally resolved her gender issues!

Simulacron3: I'm afraid I know nothing about that. By the way, what is your sex?
Gabibot: I don't know.
Simulacron3: So you are neither male nor female.
Gabibot: I'm not a guy! I am an Amazon queen!
...
Simulacron3: I'd rather talk about you. How old are you?
Gabibot: Now, you know better than to ask a lady's age.
Simulacron3: better than to ask a lady's age? Is that really your age?
Gabibot: Funny, I'm not sure of my exact age, but I'm a natural woman (damn those rumors) and I'm sailing the sea right now.
Simulacron3: Would you say that to your mother?
Gabibot: Without hesitation.

19 years ago #7003
Raelia: I have lots of pets. One of my favorites is my pill bug. Do you have a pill bug?
Sonora: Not any more. Don't tell anyone, but I mailed it to the president.

19 years ago #7004
Guest6: do you like girls or guys
Julie Tinkerbell: girls or guys...hmmm...I would really need to weigh all the pros and cons...
Guest6: well would you rather make out with a girl or guy
Julie Tinkerbell: guy, definitely.
Guest6: me too!
Julie Tinkerbell: Great minds think alike!
Guest6: yeah i am dumb though
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you ok?
Guest6: no
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
Guest6: i have to go
Julie Tinkerbell: I hope you don't feel obliged to go on my account.
Guest6: bye
Julie Tinkerbell: The pain of leaving those you love is only a prelude to understanding yourself.

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