Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
		
		
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				deleted				
20 years ago
		20 years ago
			Given that we are entirely enclosed within the illusory structure we agree to call "Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar", it would seem that we have already been consumed and are suffering no ill effects from it.		
	
				Bev				
20 years ago
		20 years ago
			Very wise, Not I.  However, what about the large pointy teeth that seem to be slowly closing in on us?
D, I was under the impression that it was blasphamy to suggest that the turtle does, in fact, move at all. As far as I have read, no one has discussed why the turtle moves. Maybe I missed something.
What's your theory?
	D, I was under the impression that it was blasphamy to suggest that the turtle does, in fact, move at all. As far as I have read, no one has discussed why the turtle moves. Maybe I missed something.
What's your theory?
				d the novice				
20 years ago
		20 years ago
			none but isn't it in the colour of magic in which the theorys of as to why the turtle moves are discussed? 
		
	
		
				Ulrike				
20 years ago
		20 years ago
			It's only blasphemy to the Omnians, so far as I can tell.  Of course, there's probably been another schism by now, and some sects consider it blasphemy to (a) discuss the turtle at all (b) deny the turtle moves (c) eat turtle meat while wearing a hat. 
		
	
		
				Botbuilder King				
20 years ago
		20 years ago
			Nobody move! *grabs bazooka gun* Dogh'd, chuck the cash register over here! NOW!		
	
				deleted				
20 years ago
		20 years ago
			*15 robots rush into the bar, led by Alphabot 15* Do what Botbuildr king says, or we will annialate you! *robots open up to reveal lots of guns*		
	
				deleted				
20 years ago
		20 years ago
			Oooooh!  Is there a grenade launcher?!??
*runs around in circles on Esme's shoulder*
	*runs around in circles on Esme's shoulder*
				deleted				
20 years ago
		20 years ago
			*sigh*  Not again...
*activates personal shield generator*
*begins disabling guns with laser blasts*
	*activates personal shield generator*
*begins disabling guns with laser blasts*
				deleted				
20 years ago
		20 years ago
			*clambers off of Esme and skitters up one of Fizzy's tentacles*  Open up!  I wanna see how you do that!		
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