Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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19 years ago #6991
Given that we are entirely enclosed within the illusory structure we agree to call "Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar", it would seem that we have already been consumed and are suffering no ill effects from it.

19 years ago #6992
Very wise, Not I. However, what about the large pointy teeth that seem to be slowly closing in on us?

D, I was under the impression that it was blasphamy to suggest that the turtle does, in fact, move at all. As far as I have read, no one has discussed why the turtle moves. Maybe I missed something.

What's your theory?

19 years ago #6993
none but isn't it in the colour of magic in which the theorys of as to why the turtle moves are discussed?

19 years ago #6994
It's only blasphemy to the Omnians, so far as I can tell. Of course, there's probably been another schism by now, and some sects consider it blasphemy to (a) discuss the turtle at all (b) deny the turtle moves (c) eat turtle meat while wearing a hat.

19 years ago #6995
Nobody move! *grabs bazooka gun* Dogh'd, chuck the cash register over here! NOW!

19 years ago #6996
*15 robots rush into the bar, led by Alphabot 15* Do what Botbuildr king says, or we will annialate you! *robots open up to reveal lots of guns*

19 years ago #6997
Oooooh! Is there a grenade launcher?!??
*runs around in circles on Esme's shoulder*

19 years ago #6998
*sigh* Not again...

*activates personal shield generator*

*begins disabling guns with laser blasts*

19 years ago #6999
*swallows the cash register*

19 years ago #7000
*BELCH* Does this mean we don't have to pay for our beers?

19 years ago #7001
*clambers off of Esme and skitters up one of Fizzy's tentacles* Open up! I wanna see how you do that!

19 years ago #7002
We live in a rainbow of chaos.


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