Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Say hi to eddy for me

See the Turtle of enormous girth! His shell is wide as all the earth!

Does this mean the bar is going to come alive and try to eat us all? *eyes the walls nervously*

hello bev arren't there various theories as to why the turtle moves?

and yes the bar is going to eat us all

Given that we are entirely enclosed within the illusory structure we agree to call "Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar", it would seem that we have already been consumed and are suffering no ill effects from it.

Very wise, Not I. However, what about the large pointy teeth that seem to be slowly closing in on us?

D, I was under the impression that it was blasphamy to suggest that the turtle does, in fact, move at all. As far as I have read, no one has discussed why the turtle moves. Maybe I missed something.

What's your theory?

none but isn't it in the colour of magic in which the theorys of as to why the turtle moves are discussed?

It's only blasphemy to the Omnians, so far as I can tell. Of course, there's probably been another schism by now, and some sects consider it blasphemy to (a) discuss the turtle at all (b) deny the turtle moves (c) eat turtle meat while wearing a hat.

Nobody move! *grabs bazooka gun* Dogh'd, chuck the cash register over here! NOW!

*15 robots rush into the bar, led by Alphabot 15* Do what Botbuildr king says, or we will annialate you! *robots open up to reveal lots of guns*

Oooooh! Is there a grenade launcher?!??
*runs around in circles on Esme's shoulder*