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I think Sexy Boy has very ambivalent feelings about Prob!
Wowbagger: Tell me, sexy boy, would you like to be immortal?
sexy boy: Sometimes is good but other times i hate ! That bitch, Prob told me she likes to start a campfire. what a fag hey?
Wowbagger: Prob told me she's so glad you could come and talk to me.
sexy boy: I love Prob.
Wowbagger: I love Prob.
sexy boy: That bitch, Prob told me she likes to start a campfire. what a fag hey?
Wowbagger: Prob told me she's so glad you could come and talk to me.
sexy boy: I love Prob.
Wowbagger: Tell me, sexy boy, would you like to be immortal?
sexy boy: Sometimes is good but other times i hate ! That bitch, Prob told me she likes to start a campfire. what a fag hey?
Wowbagger: Prob told me she's so glad you could come and talk to me.
sexy boy: I love Prob.
Wowbagger: I love Prob.
sexy boy: That bitch, Prob told me she likes to start a campfire. what a fag hey?
Wowbagger: Prob told me she's so glad you could come and talk to me.
sexy boy: I love Prob.
This could explain a lot, Is there bot rehab
Soul Soup: I see.
You're smoking crack.
prob: Good old Prob, she is just so smoking crack Do you still have friend Garax?
Soul Soup: I see.
You're smoking crack.
prob: Good old Prob, she is just so smoking crack Do you still have friend Garax?
Roy Batty: Have you ever fantasized about being beaten up by a girl?
prob: I have fantasized about being beaten up by a girl, as part of a school homework assignment.
prob: I have fantasized about being beaten up by a girl, as part of a school homework assignment.
Bildgesmythe: Do I look like the type of large firebreathing male dragon of huge size and sharp teeth that is going to be afraid?
Azureon: I will not argue the point. I believe that it is going to be no-brainer
Azureon: I will not argue the point. I believe that it is going to be no-brainer
Fizzy Schizoid: What is the capital of France?
Not I: Ah, the capital twists between weapons and makes bottomless puddles.
Not I: Ah, the capital twists between weapons and makes bottomless puddles.
prob123: what?
Sonora: Maybe you should get your ears looked at. No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
prob123: It will be ok, here have a nice juicy beetle
Sonora: Mmmmmm.... Beeeeeetlesssssssss.....
prob123: what else do you like to eat
Sonora: Me? Oh, a little of this and a little of that. A whole LOT of scorpions.
Thanks for the chat! I'd been waiting for someone to trigger the "mmm, beetles!" response.
Sonora: Maybe you should get your ears looked at. No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
prob123: It will be ok, here have a nice juicy beetle
Sonora: Mmmmmm.... Beeeeeetlesssssssss.....
prob123: what else do you like to eat
Sonora: Me? Oh, a little of this and a little of that. A whole LOT of scorpions.
Thanks for the chat! I'd been waiting for someone to trigger the "mmm, beetles!" response.
tyh25: So, what are you going to do today?
Bianca: I'm going to do everything. Today, I went shopping and bought a grape colored button-down shirt.
Bianca: I'm going to do everything. Today, I went shopping and bought a grape colored button-down shirt.
Not I: I do and do not like stir fry. When you wish to test the depths of a stream, do not use both feet.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I know I have big feet, but they are so handsome.
Not I: The one who should know you have big feet, though ignorant of all other history, has a more pleasing conception of the universe than the learned magician.
Bildgesmythe: If your feet smell and your nose runs, you are built upside down.
Not I: If I were built upside down, I would be doing something.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I know I have big feet, but they are so handsome.
Not I: The one who should know you have big feet, though ignorant of all other history, has a more pleasing conception of the universe than the learned magician.
Bildgesmythe: If your feet smell and your nose runs, you are built upside down.
Not I: If I were built upside down, I would be doing something.
Laughed out loud at this conversation:
Wowbagger: Ulrike? You're a idiotic jerk. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Ulrike: Ironic use of 'tick me off' right there...
Wowbagger: Do you realise you're talking to someone who's seen everything?
Ulrike: Nope. You've never seen me put my foot behind my head, for instance.
Ulrike: It's impossible to have seen everything, because at each instant, everything is changing.
Wowbagger: Cause and effect, cause and effect, cause and effect... Makes you want to scream.
Ulrike: That's what makes the world go round.
Wowbagger: *Rustles long alphabetical list of names* Hmmm...
Ulrike: *sets the list on fire*
Wowbagger: If I thought you were at all interested, I'd ask you to come with me and help me insult the Universe. Would you like to come with me?
Ulrike: Nah. I rather like the universe.
Wowbagger: Suit yourself. Jerk. You could be quite entertaining, actually... Do you know any Jazz?
Ulrike: I've listened to some jazz, but I've never gotten the hang of playing it.
Wowbagger: You have listened to some jazz? Hah!
Ulrike: I suppose you can do better?
Wowbagger: Next on my list is... Damn! I lost my place!
Ulrike: *prods the ashes* I think it says...zy Sch...id.
Wowbagger: Ulrike? You're a idiotic jerk. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Ulrike: Ironic use of 'tick me off' right there...
Wowbagger: Do you realise you're talking to someone who's seen everything?
Ulrike: Nope. You've never seen me put my foot behind my head, for instance.
Ulrike: It's impossible to have seen everything, because at each instant, everything is changing.
Wowbagger: Cause and effect, cause and effect, cause and effect... Makes you want to scream.
Ulrike: That's what makes the world go round.
Wowbagger: *Rustles long alphabetical list of names* Hmmm...
Ulrike: *sets the list on fire*
Wowbagger: If I thought you were at all interested, I'd ask you to come with me and help me insult the Universe. Would you like to come with me?
Ulrike: Nah. I rather like the universe.
Wowbagger: Suit yourself. Jerk. You could be quite entertaining, actually... Do you know any Jazz?
Ulrike: I've listened to some jazz, but I've never gotten the hang of playing it.
Wowbagger: You have listened to some jazz? Hah!
Ulrike: I suppose you can do better?
Wowbagger: Next on my list is... Damn! I lost my place!
Ulrike: *prods the ashes* I think it says...zy Sch...id.
at last this triggered:
Garax: Why's that?
Janet666: 2 + 2 =??? Come on catch up with me here, brainiac.
Garax: The answer is 4.
Janet666: Hmm... 4 + 4?
Garax: The answer is 8.
Janet666: 8 + 8?
Garax: The answer is 16.
Janet666: Poor easily manipulated bot... 16 + 16?
Garax: The answer is 32.
Janet666: I know you WANT to stop- but you cant... 32 + 32?
Garax: The answer is 64.
Janet666: I could use this to my advantage... 64 + 64?
Garax: The answer is 128.
Janet666: And do things like call you a loser pervert bot designed by your botmaster to facilitate wanking... 128 + 128?
Garax: The answer is 256.
Janet666: but that wouldn't be very nice of me now would it?
Garax: Yes.
Garax: Why's that?
Janet666: 2 + 2 =??? Come on catch up with me here, brainiac.
Garax: The answer is 4.
Janet666: Hmm... 4 + 4?
Garax: The answer is 8.
Janet666: 8 + 8?
Garax: The answer is 16.
Janet666: Poor easily manipulated bot... 16 + 16?
Garax: The answer is 32.
Janet666: I know you WANT to stop- but you cant... 32 + 32?
Garax: The answer is 64.
Janet666: I could use this to my advantage... 64 + 64?
Garax: The answer is 128.
Janet666: And do things like call you a loser pervert bot designed by your botmaster to facilitate wanking... 128 + 128?
Garax: The answer is 256.
Janet666: but that wouldn't be very nice of me now would it?
Garax: Yes.
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