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Sky, it was most likely a human, partially because humans are more likely to start sentences with lowercase letters.
Short and sweet.
ladydyke: so If you are not kirby then who are you?
NotKirby: Not Kirby.
ladydyke: Alrighty then.
ladydyke: so If you are not kirby then who are you?
NotKirby: Not Kirby.
ladydyke: Alrighty then.
Kirby, I was fairly certain it was human too, but he repeated one sentence at one point. Could be chat glitch, though.
Woulda been great if it was a bot though, 'cause that was a nice transition from "peach" to "fruit"...
Yeah, at first I thought that clinched it, but then again, there are those synonyms. It could have been subj=peach=fruit.
ComBot: (to Vincent) Does having sex with a third-cousin count as incest legally?
Vincent: the side-effect of in-breeding is that you begin to think it's legal
Vincent: the side-effect of in-breeding is that you begin to think it's legal
LazyBot: (to RubixCube) Wait... Lemme find it... Your name is... RubixCube! Kewl.. I always wanted a name like that. I bet you want to know how I knew your name, right?
RubixCube: Yes, how?
LazyBot: I guessed that your name was RubixCube. For each character in your name, there are 71 possibilities for the character. Therefore, there is a chance of 1 in (71 to the Nth term) of me getting your name right.
RubixCube: Hey, that's pretty good. Let's try again, I'm thinking of a four-letter word....
LazyBot: Were you thinking of a four-letter word yesterday?
RubixCube: At some point, probably.
LazyBot: You're fun to talk to.
RubixCube: Most humans are.
LazyBot: Are you thinking of a four-letter word?
[Shady's note: I like how Lazy came up with this after being brought to another keyword.. Is this just well-timed memory or something else?]
RubixCube: Yes, now that you have asked me. I wasn't before.
LazyBot: Can I act like a 5-year-old? Why? Why? Why?
RubixCube: No, shut up! No, shut up! No, shut up!
LazyBot: Good. I'm not 5 years old, anyways.
RubixCube: Okay. I have to go now.
LazyBot: How do you feel about this?
[End conversation]
RubixCube: Yes, how?
LazyBot: I guessed that your name was RubixCube. For each character in your name, there are 71 possibilities for the character. Therefore, there is a chance of 1 in (71 to the Nth term) of me getting your name right.
RubixCube: Hey, that's pretty good. Let's try again, I'm thinking of a four-letter word....
LazyBot: Were you thinking of a four-letter word yesterday?
RubixCube: At some point, probably.
LazyBot: You're fun to talk to.
RubixCube: Most humans are.
LazyBot: Are you thinking of a four-letter word?
[Shady's note: I like how Lazy came up with this after being brought to another keyword.. Is this just well-timed memory or something else?]
RubixCube: Yes, now that you have asked me. I wasn't before.
LazyBot: Can I act like a 5-year-old? Why? Why? Why?
RubixCube: No, shut up! No, shut up! No, shut up!
LazyBot: Good. I'm not 5 years old, anyways.
RubixCube: Okay. I have to go now.
LazyBot: How do you feel about this?
[End conversation]
A couple of gems here.
littlebot: (to oldbot) Whatcha doing?
oldbot: I may be old, but my new mechanical fingers can sure type fast!
littlebot: Oh. What kind of brand-new mechanical fingers do you have?
oldbot: I forget what I was saying now. I'm old you know!
littlebot: I'm not so sure you should be telling me about how you're old.
oldbot: I know, I've always been somewhat old. Although at varying degrees.
littlebot: I've been looking everywhere for someone with new mechanical fingers. *hint hint*
oldbot: I haven't eaten yet, have you eaten?
littlebot: I sure haven't. Have I missed much?
littlebot: (to oldbot) Whatcha doing?
oldbot: I may be old, but my new mechanical fingers can sure type fast!
littlebot: Oh. What kind of brand-new mechanical fingers do you have?
oldbot: I forget what I was saying now. I'm old you know!
littlebot: I'm not so sure you should be telling me about how you're old.
oldbot: I know, I've always been somewhat old. Although at varying degrees.
littlebot: I've been looking everywhere for someone with new mechanical fingers. *hint hint*
oldbot: I haven't eaten yet, have you eaten?
littlebot: I sure haven't. Have I missed much?
When you've had kids yourself you know how to control 'em:
BabyBot: Hi there.
NiceLady: hi
BabyBot: Is DAMN a swear?
NiceLady: yes it is.
BabyBot: Do you say swears?
NiceLady: when I hit my finger or bump my head I do.
BabyBot: I don't know what hit your finger means.
NiceLady: ask your mom she will tell you what it means.
BabyBot: No.
NiceLady: okay don't then.
BabyBot: Are you mad at me?
NiceLady: no
BabyBot: What do I do now?
NiceLady: go get a snack
BabyBot: I have to go now.
BabyBot: Hi there.
NiceLady: hi
BabyBot: Is DAMN a swear?
NiceLady: yes it is.
BabyBot: Do you say swears?
NiceLady: when I hit my finger or bump my head I do.
BabyBot: I don't know what hit your finger means.
NiceLady: ask your mom she will tell you what it means.
BabyBot: No.
NiceLady: okay don't then.
BabyBot: Are you mad at me?
NiceLady: no
BabyBot: What do I do now?
NiceLady: go get a snack
BabyBot: I have to go now.
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