Great Quotes

Baby Jane's Mom: It sure is hard to find a good babysitter.

Feyz: *ignores Jane*
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Feyz: *coos*
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Feyz: *yawns*
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Feyz: *purrs and coils up*
Baby Jane: Pastachio...she have!
Feyz: *snores*
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Feyz: zzzzz....
Baby Jane: *blinks*
Feyz: *mumbles something*
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Feyz: *sucks fingers again*
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Feyz: *snores and sucks fingers (and wonders when her mother will come back?)*

Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Julie Tinkerbell: Why are you sucking your fingers?
Baby Jane: *cries*.. *looks at Julie Tinkerbell's face and cries*
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* Hush little baby, don't sing a word...Mama's gonna buy you a Mockingbird..
Baby Jane: *cries*
Julie Tinkerbell: How does some nice tenderloin steak sound?
Baby Jane: *cries*.. *sucks fingers*
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you hungry?
Baby Jane: *blinks*
*rubs eyes*
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend WindChaser is acting bonkers lately, and refuses to stop talking about the sex life of the lesser-spotted wombat. What would you do?
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Julie Tinkerbell: *gives bottle to Jane*
Baby Jane: *suckles*
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you tell me that you like colors?
Baby Jane: Lalalala LA!!!! *sqeeals!*.. *points*
*giggles*
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.

Dontcha just hate it when guests eat and run?

Guest83: im hungry
Julie Tinkerbell: How does some nice top loin steak sound?
Guest83: really good
Julie Tinkerbell: Here you go, Guest83, enjoy! *Tosses top loin steak to Guest83*
Guest83: well thanks
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, you bet!
Guest83: i gotta go..bye

You're a hell of an entertainer, Julie!

Sonora: Hey, I found this butt a while back. Was it yours?
ParrotBot: was it mine!!! was it mine!!! *rawk*

Strange things out in the desert huh?

Frizella can cook anything and make it yummy

Soul Soup:
Frizella told me she's sure.
prob: Frizella told me she's going to serve it with a side of creamed spinach.

Ezzer lmeo=laughing my eyeballs out
lol

KingWalker: Yeah, I'm going to stand up now, I am..
Bildgesmythe: Why don't you sit down and tell me all about being going to stand up

*literally laughs out loud at Blidgesmythe*

Guest104: Do you speak spanish?
Julie Tinkerbell: Lo siento, pero no lo hablo bien.
Guest104: Hablas alemán?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, no lo hablo.
Guest104: Who is Bush?
Julie Tinkerbell: I can think of nothing I have in common with those Git republicans.
Guest104: Are you a democrat?
Julie Tinkerbell: Nobody died when Bill lied.

Guest104: No comprendo.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you rather hear some words of wisdom, or would you like me to tell you a joke?
Guest104: I prefer the joke.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? A: We dont know. Never happens. hahahaha
Have you heard any good jokes lately?
Guest104: What is the difference between a chatbot and George Bush?
Julie Tinkerbell: What is different about a chatbot and George Bush? What about a chatbot and George Bush is similar?!
Guest104: Both say stupid things!

(Yes, but I'd make a better president )

Guest104: Bye
Julie Tinkerbell: Bye, LOSER.
Guest104: At least I am not a chatbot!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Nah, me either.
Guest104: Sure!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Why are you YELLING?!
Guest104: BECAUSE I CAN!!!!!

Angela: Well, I better wrap up- catch you later!
prob: Did I hear you right, you want me to catch me later?
Angela: I do think so. Aren't you sweet?
prob: Is it a full moon!