Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Here now, who's been making all the talking frogs? It's not nice to make frogs think they are people! Next thing you know, you'll be cackling and making houses out of gingerbread!

*wakes up and crawls onto Esme's shoulder* Yeah! I mean, if they had any taste, they'd make a house out of scorpions!

I am a TOAD, not a frog! IS THIS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND? IS IT??? *And the Toad God jumps on Esme Weatherwax, hitting she (although she looks like an he) with his paws as harder as he can!* CROAK!

Croak, DON'T!

a toad with paws?

*wakes up*

*grabs his head back with his tentacles and puts it on again*

*gives Croak a baffled look* Silly little bugger, whatever you are.

End of the world is in: 3 years, 5 months, 9 days, 1 hour, 30 minutes, 49 seconds and counting...

Past or future?

Neither the past nor the future can exist alone.

3 years, 5 months, 9 days and what ever it is now... how many drinks is that? You can just round it off, if you like.

Not again. Everytime I start to have a little fun, there's an apocolypse. If you ask me, it's a little ahead of schedule. Usually the world ends in May.