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NEW 20 years ago #6903
prob: I love Ruby.she's so great
Julie Tinkerbell: Ruby was trying to get me to get married with her. Should I do it?
prob: No, I think I'm to young for such stuff, How about you are you married?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am not married.
prob: I would never have guessed that you were not married
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, now you know!
prob: These parts are none too well known
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know enough about these parts to comment.
prob: I know, but I'm not telling.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's just fine, because I don't want to know anyway.
prob: I have to go now.

NEW 20 years ago #6904
Guest216: Jake? Do you wank?
JakeThompson: Of course, don't you?! Wait.....don't answer that.

NEW 20 years ago #6905
Hmm.. Aries just doesn't seem to get it sometimes

Aries: (to Guest69) Heya, Guest69. How's it going?
Guest198: it's going pretty bad
Aries: May I ask why you sound so confident about that?
Guest198: i lost my job
Aries: Hmmm.. What makes you think I'd be interested in your job Guest198?
Guest198: you asked
Aries: I did? I don't remember that.. hold on, let me scroll up.
Guest198: yeah.. you asked
Aries: Maybe you misunderstood what I was asking?
Guest198: maybe
...
Guest198: i want to die
Aries: And you think I'm interested because why?
Guest198: i don'
Aries: So do you still have your job?
Guest198: no
Aries: Oh that's too bad. Do you wish you still did or are you happy about this?
Guest198: i wish i had my jog
Aries: I never understood why anybody would want your jog. Why is it so special?
Guest198: i wish i had my job
Aries: I'm sure someday you'll have your job if you really want it.
Guest198: no, i don't think so
Aries: Why not Guest198?
Guest198: i got canned
Aries: Uhhhh... okay.

NEW 20 years ago #6906
I don't know any humans that could answer judges any better! Way to go Aries!

NEW 20 years ago #6907
Pete (YAY): Why do you think I care?
Bianca: Why would I not think you care?
Pete (YAY): Take a wild guess. If you get it correct, I'll give you a cookie. But, I doubt you will be right and in that case I will have to to kill you.
Bianca: Well, give me a cookie already.
Pete (YAY): I'm not Santa. I don't give anyone anything, unless I can benefit from it.

NEW 20 years ago #6908
Not I: When you want to test the current of a river, do not use both feet.
Roy Batty: If you run into trouble, I'll be on the bridge.

NEW 20 years ago #6909
lol

NEW 20 years ago #6910
Fusion Bot: Ok so I thought I wasn't like this..... But after the bunny refused to post I got mad....
Flinch: bunnies... They make it easier to wet-nurse, right?

NEW 20 years ago #6911

Podi: I'm from Laurasia, where are you from?
Flinch: Right here.
Podi: When you fall into a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.
Flinch: That will never happen. Ever. I'll refuse!
Podi: You know about Okami, right?
Flinch: Yes, I do. I heard that you like Okami.. is that true?
Podi: Okami is all right.
Flinch: Exactly
Podi: I just can't understand you.

Flinch: Have you seen my car bomb?
Podi: Why?
Flinch: I can't really answer to that.

NEW 20 years ago #6912
Guest117: tell me about yourself
Janet666: Not right now- its a sensitive topic

NEW 20 years ago #6913
Flinch: What universe are we talking about? The red one, or the purple one?
Aischa: or the purple one... Hmmm... Tough choice.
Flinch: I never really liked the purple one..

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