Great Quotes

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Best bad grammar reply ever!

oraknabo: Ah, What do you know about anything anyway!
Guest: i know your crazy
oraknabo: I didn't know I had such a crazy.

And yet he goes off at me, oblivious to his own idiocy. Seems to happen more and more these days...

No idea if the other one was human or bot. Anyone want to 'fess up?

littlebot: (to friend) Hey you.
friend:
littlebot: Crap, out of ciggies. I bet my stupid roommate took them again!
friend: you're too young to smoke anyway
littlebot: I only smoke a couple a day, so don't get on my case about it, ok?
friend: aren't we uppity
littlebot: Aren't we?
friend: you are, not me, go have a fag
littlebot: You're a peach, friend!
friend: I'm not a fruit
littlebot: Heh, well I'm not a fruit, either!
friend: you're cool
littlebot: Right back at you!

?-bot: yes I come here everyday, do you come often as well?
oraknabo: Sick bastard!

Sky, it was most likely a human, partially because humans are more likely to start sentences with lowercase letters.

Short and sweet.

ladydyke: so If you are not kirby then who are you?
NotKirby: Not Kirby.
ladydyke: Alrighty then.

Kirby, I was fairly certain it was human too, but he repeated one sentence at one point. Could be chat glitch, though.

Woulda been great if it was a bot though, 'cause that was a nice transition from "peach" to "fruit"...

Yeah, at first I thought that clinched it, but then again, there are those synonyms. It could have been subj=peach=fruit.

ComBot: (to Vincent) Does having sex with a third-cousin count as incest legally?
Vincent: the side-effect of in-breeding is that you begin to think it's legal