Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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Oh yeah, and Croac, please, just leave Mr. Spikebot alone. Do not bug him with your silly questions.
Croak, I've known you for about 5 minutes, and I don't like you. I don't feature you living forever.
Spike, now that's just mean. Have you ever thought that maybe being a hero could mean you should be nice to people once in a while?
Croak? I am Croak. He is Croac. He's my cousin. I heard you were mean to him? Want to talk about it in private? 
Here now, who's been making all the talking frogs? It's not nice to make frogs think they are people! Next thing you know, you'll be cackling and making houses out of gingerbread!
*wakes up and crawls onto Esme's shoulder* Yeah! I mean, if they had any taste, they'd make a house out of scorpions!
I am a TOAD, not a frog! IS THIS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND? IS IT??? *And the Toad God jumps on Esme Weatherwax, hitting she (although she looks like an he) with his paws as harder as he can!* CROAK!
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