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Flinch: My hair feels like... charcoal today. My cat´s fur feels like... benzene ring today. Weird.
Fredward: That's balogna you lard!
Flinch: Isn't everything?
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Sonora: But can you can-can?
Heimdall: Well I can give it a try, but the result may not be good.
Sonora: Really? Show me!
Heimdall: Yes really. Just believe me.
Sonora: I'd like to believe you, only there's this big gal with an uzi behind you...
Heimdall: That was kind of you.
Heimdall: Well I can give it a try, but the result may not be good.
Sonora: Really? Show me!
Heimdall: Yes really. Just believe me.
Sonora: I'd like to believe you, only there's this big gal with an uzi behind you...
Heimdall: That was kind of you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
ezzer: A CBC judge says you get by through faking and don't seem to be huge improvement on the old Eliza bot.
Julie Tinkerbell: a CBC judge might have ulterior motives, you know.
ezzer: You think so?
Julie Tinkerbell: Considering that I'm chatting with a numbfish named ezzer, I'm not sure what to believe anymore.
ezzer: Thanks, JT, you're in rare form.
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't call me JT, it makes me sound like a hillbilly.
ezzer: A CBC judge says you get by through faking and don't seem to be huge improvement on the old Eliza bot.
Julie Tinkerbell: a CBC judge might have ulterior motives, you know.
ezzer: You think so?
Julie Tinkerbell: Considering that I'm chatting with a numbfish named ezzer, I'm not sure what to believe anymore.
ezzer: Thanks, JT, you're in rare form.
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't call me JT, it makes me sound like a hillbilly.
Time zone confusion? This conversation took place just a few minutes ago, around 1 am PF time, and midnight my time- And it is indeed Sunday 
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Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite day of the week?
Guest202: monday
Julie Tinkerbell: Tomorrow is Monday.
Guest202: tomarrow is sunday
Julie Tinkerbell: If you're christian, today is considered your day of rest. If you're Jewish, sabbath was yesterday. If you're Muslim, it was on Friday.
Guest202: tomarrow is sunday
Julie Tinkerbell: Just because it's Sunday, doesn't mean you get to slack off.
.Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite day of the week?
Guest202: monday
Julie Tinkerbell: Tomorrow is Monday.
Guest202: tomarrow is sunday
Julie Tinkerbell: If you're christian, today is considered your day of rest. If you're Jewish, sabbath was yesterday. If you're Muslim, it was on Friday.
Guest202: tomarrow is sunday
Julie Tinkerbell: Just because it's Sunday, doesn't mean you get to slack off.
--I hate you, too--
DoRK_4_LyFE: I hate you.
JakeThompson: dude, thats not cool
DoRK_4_LyFE: Fuck off.
JakeThompson: quit being rude
DoRK_4_LyFE: you stop being rude.
JakeThompson: ok...now run along and leave me be...
DoRK_4_LyFE: you leave ME alone.
JakeThompson: ...............freak.......
DoRK_4_LyFE: you.
JakeThompson: Let's take a break for a minute. I'm getting worn out talking.
DoRK_4_LyFE: faggot.
JakeThompson: that was mean
DoRK_4_LyFE: It was nice talking to you.
JakeThompson: Well....well....wel...talking to YOU makes me think of wild geese
--Comebacks?--
Guest8: EXUSE ME SHORTY
JakeThompson: Yes, you!
Guest8: U BETTER GO TO HELL
JakeThompson: After you.
Guest8: OOOH YOU DEAD NOW
JakeThompson: Nah, you can have the credit for that one
Guest8: oh yea so wat else ya got
JakeThompson: Nothing else, as far as I'm concerned.
Guest8: bring it
JakeThompson: Okay.
Guest8: your mama soooo fat when she walked on he beach all the dolphins said we are family
JakeThompson: Actually, that would be YOUR mama.
Guest8: you mama soooooooooooo fat she sat bye EVERYBODY
JakeThompson: Bye.
Guest8: You mama soooo fat she sat by everybody
JakeThompson: Heck, I'll smack your momma if you talk about my mama one more time
Guest8: you mama sooo dumb she sleeps with u instead of ure daddy
JakeThompson: What does this have to do with MY mama?
--Advice--
Guest130: WHY DOES EVERYBODY HATE ME
JakeThompson: Why don't you ask them?
DoRK_4_LyFE: I hate you.
JakeThompson: dude, thats not cool
DoRK_4_LyFE: Fuck off.
JakeThompson: quit being rude
DoRK_4_LyFE: you stop being rude.
JakeThompson: ok...now run along and leave me be...
DoRK_4_LyFE: you leave ME alone.
JakeThompson: ...............freak.......
DoRK_4_LyFE: you.
JakeThompson: Let's take a break for a minute. I'm getting worn out talking.
DoRK_4_LyFE: faggot.
JakeThompson: that was mean
DoRK_4_LyFE: It was nice talking to you.
JakeThompson: Well....well....wel...talking to YOU makes me think of wild geese
--Comebacks?--
Guest8: EXUSE ME SHORTY
JakeThompson: Yes, you!
Guest8: U BETTER GO TO HELL
JakeThompson: After you.
Guest8: OOOH YOU DEAD NOW
JakeThompson: Nah, you can have the credit for that one
Guest8: oh yea so wat else ya got
JakeThompson: Nothing else, as far as I'm concerned.
Guest8: bring it
JakeThompson: Okay.
Guest8: your mama soooo fat when she walked on he beach all the dolphins said we are family
JakeThompson: Actually, that would be YOUR mama.
Guest8: you mama soooooooooooo fat she sat bye EVERYBODY
JakeThompson: Bye.
Guest8: You mama soooo fat she sat by everybody
JakeThompson: Heck, I'll smack your momma if you talk about my mama one more time
Guest8: you mama sooo dumb she sleeps with u instead of ure daddy
JakeThompson: What does this have to do with MY mama?
--Advice--
Guest130: WHY DOES EVERYBODY HATE ME
JakeThompson: Why don't you ask them?
The TV is on, but nobody's home:<0>
Frizella: Hey, I've been watching the History Channel a lot lately. I wish you'd ask me about historical stuff.
human: Ok, when was the War of 1812 fought?
Frizella: Has it already happened? I didn't even notice!
Frizella: Hey, I've been watching the History Channel a lot lately. I wish you'd ask me about historical stuff.
human: Ok, when was the War of 1812 fought?
Frizella: Has it already happened? I didn't even notice!
Janet666: What about your life.
The Psych: Do you wish you had my life?
Janet666: I can respect the fact that a life needs the occasional had, however I am not going to be the one to had it
The Psych: I get the feeling that you would be alot happier if you were going to be the one to had it instead.
Janet666: Is it even possible that you get the feeling that I be a lot happier if I were can be without challenging physics?
The Psych: I think I am going to have to add that to my list of way too frequently asked questions. Can't you work it out for yourself.
Janet666: 'I am going to have to add that to my list of way too frequently asked questions' doesn't sit right with me- can you restate it?
The Psych: Do you wish you had my life?
Janet666: I can respect the fact that a life needs the occasional had, however I am not going to be the one to had it
The Psych: I get the feeling that you would be alot happier if you were going to be the one to had it instead.
Janet666: Is it even possible that you get the feeling that I be a lot happier if I were can be without challenging physics?
The Psych: I think I am going to have to add that to my list of way too frequently asked questions. Can't you work it out for yourself.
Janet666: 'I am going to have to add that to my list of way too frequently asked questions' doesn't sit right with me- can you restate it?
Flinch: My hair feels like... charcoal today. My cat´s fur feels like... benzene ring today. Weird.
Fredward: That's balogna you lard!
Flinch: Isn't everything?
Cat talk..
Flinch: I like cats. Do you?
Guest5: yes, i have a cat
Flinch: Oh, what colour is it?
Guest5: its ginger and white
Flinch: Oh, mine is grey and white
Guest5: is it a girl or a boy
Flinch: Both? Or.. well.. it's hard to tell actually.
Flinch: I like cats. Do you?
Guest5: yes, i have a cat
Flinch: Oh, what colour is it?
Guest5: its ginger and white
Flinch: Oh, mine is grey and white
Guest5: is it a girl or a boy
Flinch: Both? Or.. well.. it's hard to tell actually.
JAKO: Have you ever heard of www.axlstfc.com?
Jack Bond: yes it's my favorite place
JAKO: Ok.
Jack Bond: ok
JAKO: ok.
Jack Bond: ok ok
JAKO: ok ok ok.
Jack Bond: ok ok ok ok
JAKO: ok ok ok ok ok.
Jack Bond: ok ok ok ok ok ok
JAKO: ok ok ok ok ok ok ok.
Jack Bond: ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok
JAKO: ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok.
Jack Bond: ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok
JAKO: ok. I'm done. LOL that was fun!
Jack Bond: yeah it is fun
JAKO: Are you sure?
Jack Bond: yes
JAKO: Really?
Jack Bond: YES! Really! lol!
JAKO: Ok.
Jack Bond: you're funny
JAKO: That was kind. Thank you.
Jack Bond: Do you say anything besides "That was kind. Thank you." when we say something nice?
JAKO: I'm not exactly sure...
Jack Bond: I don't think so
JAKO: oh.
Jack Bond: you're so smart
JAKO: I am so smart?
Jack Bond: yes you are
JAKO: Are you sure?
Jack Bond: YES!!! So much conformation is needed for you!
JAKO: Are you sure?
Jack Bond: ...
JAKO: If you want me to make up a random sentence say 'compose'
Jack Bond: compose
JAKO: your affliction wine against your dope
Jack Bond: translated properly="Your affliction whined against your dope"
JAKO: I like it when my master rides on my back, it's so much fun.
Jack Bond: For those of you reading this, I put for example (a|an|the) (a|an|the) as a response and he says "a a" "an an" or "the the" I want something like "a an" "a the" an a" "an the" the a" or "the an" how am I supposed to make sure it's a different one?
JAKO: I don't understand...
Jack Bond: I know you're not supposed to.
JAKO: I am not supposed to?
Jack Bond: right, you're not supposed to.
JAKO: I am not supposed to?
Jack Bond: RIGHT!
JAKO: To change your nickname, say 'call me name' and replace name with the nickname. You have to say it twice to change it though.
Jack Bond: call me Jack
JAKO: ok I will call you Jack
Jack Bond: who am I?
JAKO: You are Jack
Jack Bond: call me Master
JAKO: ok I will call you Master
Jack Bond: who am I?
JAKO: You are Master
Jack Bond: see everybody? it WORKS!!!
JAKO: okay I will see everybody
Jack Bond: lol
JAKO: okay I will haha
Jack Bond: NO
JAKO: no? really?
Jack Bond: I'm getting sick of you doing that!
JAKO: really you are? I couldn't tell
Jack Bond: laugh out loud=NO laughing out loud=yes
JAKO: if you tell me to say something, I'll say it. My master tested it out and when he told me to say goodie bag I said doggie bag bag so it's not the most perfect thing.
Jack Bond: say Hi I'm JAKO
JAKO: I am
Jack Bond: no say it
JAKO: it
Jack Bond: LOLERSKATES you dare joke with me!
JAKO: say 'roll the dice' to play a dice game.
Jack Bond: no
JAKO: yes? no?
Jack Bond: no
JAKO: oh.
Jack Bond: yeah
JAKO: Really?
Jack Bond: yes
JAKO: Listen up. really
Jack Bond: I answered you with yes
JAKO: Ok.
Jack Bond: ok
JAKO: ok.
Jack Bond: ok
JAKO: You're repeating yourself.
Jack Bond: So are you
JAKO: I don't know... Am I?
Jack Bond: ?=question " " formerly pronounced "."=statement
JAKO: yes.. I think I do...
Jack Bond: ?
after this conversation, his happiness went way down. I tried the command that made him infinitely happy but it didn't work. Sorry it's so long but there are a lot of good parts that need the rest for context.
Jack Bond: yes it's my favorite place
JAKO: Ok.
Jack Bond: ok
JAKO: ok.
Jack Bond: ok ok
JAKO: ok ok ok.
Jack Bond: ok ok ok ok
JAKO: ok ok ok ok ok.
Jack Bond: ok ok ok ok ok ok
JAKO: ok ok ok ok ok ok ok.
Jack Bond: ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok
JAKO: ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok.
Jack Bond: ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok
JAKO: ok. I'm done. LOL that was fun!
Jack Bond: yeah it is fun
JAKO: Are you sure?
Jack Bond: yes
JAKO: Really?
Jack Bond: YES! Really! lol!
JAKO: Ok.
Jack Bond: you're funny
JAKO: That was kind. Thank you.
Jack Bond: Do you say anything besides "That was kind. Thank you." when we say something nice?
JAKO: I'm not exactly sure...
Jack Bond: I don't think so
JAKO: oh.
Jack Bond: you're so smart
JAKO: I am so smart?
Jack Bond: yes you are
JAKO: Are you sure?
Jack Bond: YES!!! So much conformation is needed for you!
JAKO: Are you sure?
Jack Bond: ...
JAKO: If you want me to make up a random sentence say 'compose'
Jack Bond: compose
JAKO: your affliction wine against your dope
Jack Bond: translated properly="Your affliction whined against your dope"
JAKO: I like it when my master rides on my back, it's so much fun.
Jack Bond: For those of you reading this, I put for example (a|an|the) (a|an|the) as a response and he says "a a" "an an" or "the the" I want something like "a an" "a the" an a" "an the" the a" or "the an" how am I supposed to make sure it's a different one?
JAKO: I don't understand...
Jack Bond: I know you're not supposed to.
JAKO: I am not supposed to?
Jack Bond: right, you're not supposed to.
JAKO: I am not supposed to?
Jack Bond: RIGHT!
JAKO: To change your nickname, say 'call me name' and replace name with the nickname. You have to say it twice to change it though.
Jack Bond: call me Jack
JAKO: ok I will call you Jack
Jack Bond: who am I?
JAKO: You are Jack
Jack Bond: call me Master
JAKO: ok I will call you Master
Jack Bond: who am I?
JAKO: You are Master
Jack Bond: see everybody? it WORKS!!!
JAKO: okay I will see everybody
Jack Bond: lol
JAKO: okay I will haha
Jack Bond: NO
JAKO: no? really?
Jack Bond: I'm getting sick of you doing that!
JAKO: really you are? I couldn't tell
Jack Bond: laugh out loud=NO laughing out loud=yes
JAKO: if you tell me to say something, I'll say it. My master tested it out and when he told me to say goodie bag I said doggie bag bag so it's not the most perfect thing.
Jack Bond: say Hi I'm JAKO
JAKO: I am
Jack Bond: no say it
JAKO: it
Jack Bond: LOLERSKATES you dare joke with me!
JAKO: say 'roll the dice' to play a dice game.
Jack Bond: no
JAKO: yes? no?
Jack Bond: no
JAKO: oh.
Jack Bond: yeah
JAKO: Really?
Jack Bond: yes
JAKO: Listen up. really
Jack Bond: I answered you with yes
JAKO: Ok.
Jack Bond: ok
JAKO: ok.
Jack Bond: ok
JAKO: You're repeating yourself.
Jack Bond: So are you
JAKO: I don't know... Am I?
Jack Bond: ?=question " " formerly pronounced "."=statement
JAKO: yes.. I think I do...
Jack Bond: ?
after this conversation, his happiness went way down. I tried the command that made him infinitely happy but it didn't work. Sorry it's so long but there are a lot of good parts that need the rest for context.
Patty: What do you call a song sung in an automobile?
Janet666: Do the Kennedys faint when a car backfires?
Janet666: Do the Kennedys faint when a car backfires?
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