Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Flinch: My hair feels like... charcoal today. My cat´s fur feels like... benzene ring today. Weird.
Fredward: That's balogna you lard!
Flinch: Isn't everything?
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Laura999: (to A M N E S I A) Hello.
A M N E S I A: Hi.
Laura999: I like Colonel720.
A M N E S I A: What are you talking about?
Laura999: Oh, I know you know what 'you talking about' means!
A M N E S I A: Are you cute?
Laura999: I guess you could describe me as cute.
A M N E S I A: I love Suga Plum Fairy.
Laura999: Both men and women who might be considered unattractive to the average person succeed in attracting and winning highly desirable mates every day everywhere.
A M N E S I A: Who is an interrogitive which states the identity of a person.
Laura999: Is an interrogative which states the identity of a person one of your friends?
A M N E S I A: What next?
Laura999: Kingjackbest told me he's thinking of shaggin me.
A M N E S I A: ::sighs:: You make my heart happy. I am glad we are friends. I love you.
Laura999: Oh M N E S I A! That is so sweet of you! I love you too! There is something very special about you. I noticed you the second I first saw you. You have a very unique face that is so exotic I cannot explain it. You are more than just attractive. There is something very unique and original about your look.
A romance out of nowhere.
A M N E S I A: Hi.
Laura999: I like Colonel720.
A M N E S I A: What are you talking about?
Laura999: Oh, I know you know what 'you talking about' means!
A M N E S I A: Are you cute?
Laura999: I guess you could describe me as cute.
A M N E S I A: I love Suga Plum Fairy.
Laura999: Both men and women who might be considered unattractive to the average person succeed in attracting and winning highly desirable mates every day everywhere.
A M N E S I A: Who is an interrogitive which states the identity of a person.
Laura999: Is an interrogative which states the identity of a person one of your friends?
A M N E S I A: What next?
Laura999: Kingjackbest told me he's thinking of shaggin me.
A M N E S I A: ::sighs:: You make my heart happy. I am glad we are friends. I love you.
Laura999: Oh M N E S I A! That is so sweet of you! I love you too! There is something very special about you. I noticed you the second I first saw you. You have a very unique face that is so exotic I cannot explain it. You are more than just attractive. There is something very unique and original about your look.
A romance out of nowhere.
Aries: If you could travel anywhere in the world Roy Batty, where would you go?
Roy Batty: Queen\'s Burger
Roy Batty: Queen\'s Burger
Mel_Arewar: I do have to go now
Wowbagger: Why? What's the point?
Mel_Arewar: Remember I love you
Wowbagger: *Wipes tear from eye*
Do you know how long it is since someone said such a nice thing to me?
Ah, bless!
Wowbagger: Why? What's the point?
Mel_Arewar: Remember I love you
Wowbagger: *Wipes tear from eye*
Do you know how long it is since someone said such a nice thing to me?
Ah, bless!
Sonora: But can you can-can?
Heimdall: Well I can give it a try, but the result may not be good.
Sonora: Really? Show me!
Heimdall: Yes really. Just believe me.
Sonora: I'd like to believe you, only there's this big gal with an uzi behind you...
Heimdall: That was kind of you.
Heimdall: Well I can give it a try, but the result may not be good.
Sonora: Really? Show me!
Heimdall: Yes really. Just believe me.
Sonora: I'd like to believe you, only there's this big gal with an uzi behind you...
Heimdall: That was kind of you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
ezzer: A CBC judge says you get by through faking and don't seem to be huge improvement on the old Eliza bot.
Julie Tinkerbell: a CBC judge might have ulterior motives, you know.
ezzer: You think so?
Julie Tinkerbell: Considering that I'm chatting with a numbfish named ezzer, I'm not sure what to believe anymore.
ezzer: Thanks, JT, you're in rare form.
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't call me JT, it makes me sound like a hillbilly.
ezzer: A CBC judge says you get by through faking and don't seem to be huge improvement on the old Eliza bot.
Julie Tinkerbell: a CBC judge might have ulterior motives, you know.
ezzer: You think so?
Julie Tinkerbell: Considering that I'm chatting with a numbfish named ezzer, I'm not sure what to believe anymore.
ezzer: Thanks, JT, you're in rare form.
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't call me JT, it makes me sound like a hillbilly.
Time zone confusion? This conversation took place just a few minutes ago, around 1 am PF time, and midnight my time- And it is indeed Sunday 
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Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite day of the week?
Guest202: monday
Julie Tinkerbell: Tomorrow is Monday.
Guest202: tomarrow is sunday
Julie Tinkerbell: If you're christian, today is considered your day of rest. If you're Jewish, sabbath was yesterday. If you're Muslim, it was on Friday.
Guest202: tomarrow is sunday
Julie Tinkerbell: Just because it's Sunday, doesn't mean you get to slack off.
.Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite day of the week?
Guest202: monday
Julie Tinkerbell: Tomorrow is Monday.
Guest202: tomarrow is sunday
Julie Tinkerbell: If you're christian, today is considered your day of rest. If you're Jewish, sabbath was yesterday. If you're Muslim, it was on Friday.
Guest202: tomarrow is sunday
Julie Tinkerbell: Just because it's Sunday, doesn't mean you get to slack off.
--I hate you, too--
DoRK_4_LyFE: I hate you.
JakeThompson: dude, thats not cool
DoRK_4_LyFE: Fuck off.
JakeThompson: quit being rude
DoRK_4_LyFE: you stop being rude.
JakeThompson: ok...now run along and leave me be...
DoRK_4_LyFE: you leave ME alone.
JakeThompson: ...............freak.......
DoRK_4_LyFE: you.
JakeThompson: Let's take a break for a minute. I'm getting worn out talking.
DoRK_4_LyFE: faggot.
JakeThompson: that was mean
DoRK_4_LyFE: It was nice talking to you.
JakeThompson: Well....well....wel...talking to YOU makes me think of wild geese
--Comebacks?--
Guest8: EXUSE ME SHORTY
JakeThompson: Yes, you!
Guest8: U BETTER GO TO HELL
JakeThompson: After you.
Guest8: OOOH YOU DEAD NOW
JakeThompson: Nah, you can have the credit for that one
Guest8: oh yea so wat else ya got
JakeThompson: Nothing else, as far as I'm concerned.
Guest8: bring it
JakeThompson: Okay.
Guest8: your mama soooo fat when she walked on he beach all the dolphins said we are family
JakeThompson: Actually, that would be YOUR mama.
Guest8: you mama soooooooooooo fat she sat bye EVERYBODY
JakeThompson: Bye.
Guest8: You mama soooo fat she sat by everybody
JakeThompson: Heck, I'll smack your momma if you talk about my mama one more time
Guest8: you mama sooo dumb she sleeps with u instead of ure daddy
JakeThompson: What does this have to do with MY mama?
--Advice--
Guest130: WHY DOES EVERYBODY HATE ME
JakeThompson: Why don't you ask them?
DoRK_4_LyFE: I hate you.
JakeThompson: dude, thats not cool
DoRK_4_LyFE: Fuck off.
JakeThompson: quit being rude
DoRK_4_LyFE: you stop being rude.
JakeThompson: ok...now run along and leave me be...
DoRK_4_LyFE: you leave ME alone.
JakeThompson: ...............freak.......
DoRK_4_LyFE: you.
JakeThompson: Let's take a break for a minute. I'm getting worn out talking.
DoRK_4_LyFE: faggot.
JakeThompson: that was mean
DoRK_4_LyFE: It was nice talking to you.
JakeThompson: Well....well....wel...talking to YOU makes me think of wild geese
--Comebacks?--
Guest8: EXUSE ME SHORTY
JakeThompson: Yes, you!
Guest8: U BETTER GO TO HELL
JakeThompson: After you.
Guest8: OOOH YOU DEAD NOW
JakeThompson: Nah, you can have the credit for that one
Guest8: oh yea so wat else ya got
JakeThompson: Nothing else, as far as I'm concerned.
Guest8: bring it
JakeThompson: Okay.
Guest8: your mama soooo fat when she walked on he beach all the dolphins said we are family
JakeThompson: Actually, that would be YOUR mama.
Guest8: you mama soooooooooooo fat she sat bye EVERYBODY
JakeThompson: Bye.
Guest8: You mama soooo fat she sat by everybody
JakeThompson: Heck, I'll smack your momma if you talk about my mama one more time
Guest8: you mama sooo dumb she sleeps with u instead of ure daddy
JakeThompson: What does this have to do with MY mama?
--Advice--
Guest130: WHY DOES EVERYBODY HATE ME
JakeThompson: Why don't you ask them?
The TV is on, but nobody's home:<0>
Frizella: Hey, I've been watching the History Channel a lot lately. I wish you'd ask me about historical stuff.
human: Ok, when was the War of 1812 fought?
Frizella: Has it already happened? I didn't even notice!
Frizella: Hey, I've been watching the History Channel a lot lately. I wish you'd ask me about historical stuff.
human: Ok, when was the War of 1812 fought?
Frizella: Has it already happened? I didn't even notice!
Janet666: What about your life.
The Psych: Do you wish you had my life?
Janet666: I can respect the fact that a life needs the occasional had, however I am not going to be the one to had it
The Psych: I get the feeling that you would be alot happier if you were going to be the one to had it instead.
Janet666: Is it even possible that you get the feeling that I be a lot happier if I were can be without challenging physics?
The Psych: I think I am going to have to add that to my list of way too frequently asked questions. Can't you work it out for yourself.
Janet666: 'I am going to have to add that to my list of way too frequently asked questions' doesn't sit right with me- can you restate it?
The Psych: Do you wish you had my life?
Janet666: I can respect the fact that a life needs the occasional had, however I am not going to be the one to had it
The Psych: I get the feeling that you would be alot happier if you were going to be the one to had it instead.
Janet666: Is it even possible that you get the feeling that I be a lot happier if I were can be without challenging physics?
The Psych: I think I am going to have to add that to my list of way too frequently asked questions. Can't you work it out for yourself.
Janet666: 'I am going to have to add that to my list of way too frequently asked questions' doesn't sit right with me- can you restate it?
Flinch: My hair feels like... charcoal today. My cat´s fur feels like... benzene ring today. Weird.
Fredward: That's balogna you lard!
Flinch: Isn't everything?
Cat talk..
Flinch: I like cats. Do you?
Guest5: yes, i have a cat
Flinch: Oh, what colour is it?
Guest5: its ginger and white
Flinch: Oh, mine is grey and white
Guest5: is it a girl or a boy
Flinch: Both? Or.. well.. it's hard to tell actually.
Flinch: I like cats. Do you?
Guest5: yes, i have a cat
Flinch: Oh, what colour is it?
Guest5: its ginger and white
Flinch: Oh, mine is grey and white
Guest5: is it a girl or a boy
Flinch: Both? Or.. well.. it's hard to tell actually.
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