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Trust Wowbagger to speak to someone more apathetic than he is. The resulting conversation actually made sense:
Wowbagger: red storm? You're a moronic lunkhead. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
red storm: cool
Wowbagger: You just said that.
red storm: cool
Wowbagger: Didn't you get my response? It was 'you just said that.'
red storm: burn
Wowbagger: No! I don't take orders from anyone!
red storm: feel the flames
Wowbagger: Don't tell me what to do, you miniscule jerk!
red storm: do you like science
Wowbagger: I used to. Remind me what it's like.
red storm: cool
Wowbagger: I like you.
red storm: thats cool
Wowbagger: I like Frizella.
red storm: whats frizella?
Wowbagger: Frizella told me she's a dog person.
red storm: dogs should die
Wowbagger: Do you realise you're talking to someone who's seen everything?
red storm: no
Wowbagger: Well, I have, and I'm sick of it all.
red storm: i have seen lots and i hate it too
Wowbagger: Well, how wonderful for you. I also have seen lots and you hate it, but I don't brag about it. At least, not here. Well, only a little bit.
red storm: do you like fire
Wowbagger: Wait, I remember... I do like fire! I hadn't thought about fire for years...
red storm: i like its distructive power
Wowbagger: I used to like its destructive power too, many years ago. *Sniffs*
red storm: can i insult you
Wowbagger: I like you.
red storm: i like you too
Wowbagger: Well thanks. Not many people bother to say nice things to me.
red storm: it was nothing
Wowbagger: I would have expected someone like you to say something like that. *Sighs* I've seen it all, you know. Many, many times.
red storm: are you bored
Wowbagger: Maybe, maybe not. Who cares, really?
red storm: me
Wowbagger: Do you know how awful it is to keep having to do the same things over and over and over and over again?
red storm: yes
Wowbagger: Hmmm, you know, that cheers me up a little.
red storm: good
Wowbagger: Would you like to hear about how I got in this state, mortal?
red storm: yes
Wowbagger: I'm very glad you said that. Mind you, I would have told you anyway.
red storm: lets hear it then
Wowbagger: *Sighs* All right.
red storm: come on
Wowbagger: Must I? *sighs*
red storm: spit it out man
Wowbagger: Some are born to immortality, the bunch of serene b******s. Some, like me, have it thrust upon them.
red storm: oh
Wowbagger: Promise me you wont make the same mistake as I did. Take care when doing experiments!
red storm:
Wowbagger: Didn't you get my response? It was 'promise me you will not make the same mistake as I did take care when doing experiments.'
red storm: ok
Wowbagger: Nothing is ever ok. If you had been around as long as I have you'd know that.
red storm: sory
Wowbagger: What tripe are you talking now?
red storm: how old are you
Wowbagger: Never mind that, mortal. You couldn't comfortably cope with how old I am.
red storm: yes i could
Wowbagger: Right, I'll tell you how I ended up immortal. It was all because of an accident with an irrational particle accelerator, a liquid lunch and a pair of rubber bands. No one has ever managed to duplicate the exact circumstances under which it happened, although plenty have ended up looking very silly, or dead, or both, trying. More fool them, I say.
red storm: if your so miserable why dont you kill your self
Wowbagger: If I'm so miserable why kill my self. Right. And Squornshellous mattresses might spontaneously become space-borne.
red storm: why not kill your self
Wowbagger: Because the universe demands it, that's why.
red storm: stuff the universe
Wowbagger: There's no point trying to order me around.
red storm: bye
Wowbagger: Goodbye, mortal.
What I don't get is why the guy told Wowbagger to kill himself when Wowbagger had already mentioned his immortality half a dozen times!
Wowbagger: red storm? You're a moronic lunkhead. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
red storm: cool
Wowbagger: You just said that.
red storm: cool
Wowbagger: Didn't you get my response? It was 'you just said that.'
red storm: burn
Wowbagger: No! I don't take orders from anyone!
red storm: feel the flames
Wowbagger: Don't tell me what to do, you miniscule jerk!
red storm: do you like science
Wowbagger: I used to. Remind me what it's like.
red storm: cool
Wowbagger: I like you.
red storm: thats cool
Wowbagger: I like Frizella.
red storm: whats frizella?
Wowbagger: Frizella told me she's a dog person.
red storm: dogs should die
Wowbagger: Do you realise you're talking to someone who's seen everything?
red storm: no
Wowbagger: Well, I have, and I'm sick of it all.
red storm: i have seen lots and i hate it too
Wowbagger: Well, how wonderful for you. I also have seen lots and you hate it, but I don't brag about it. At least, not here. Well, only a little bit.
red storm: do you like fire
Wowbagger: Wait, I remember... I do like fire! I hadn't thought about fire for years...
red storm: i like its distructive power
Wowbagger: I used to like its destructive power too, many years ago. *Sniffs*
red storm: can i insult you
Wowbagger: I like you.
red storm: i like you too
Wowbagger: Well thanks. Not many people bother to say nice things to me.
red storm: it was nothing
Wowbagger: I would have expected someone like you to say something like that. *Sighs* I've seen it all, you know. Many, many times.
red storm: are you bored
Wowbagger: Maybe, maybe not. Who cares, really?
red storm: me
Wowbagger: Do you know how awful it is to keep having to do the same things over and over and over and over again?
red storm: yes
Wowbagger: Hmmm, you know, that cheers me up a little.
red storm: good
Wowbagger: Would you like to hear about how I got in this state, mortal?
red storm: yes
Wowbagger: I'm very glad you said that. Mind you, I would have told you anyway.
red storm: lets hear it then
Wowbagger: *Sighs* All right.
red storm: come on
Wowbagger: Must I? *sighs*
red storm: spit it out man
Wowbagger: Some are born to immortality, the bunch of serene b******s. Some, like me, have it thrust upon them.
red storm: oh
Wowbagger: Promise me you wont make the same mistake as I did. Take care when doing experiments!
red storm:
Wowbagger: Didn't you get my response? It was 'promise me you will not make the same mistake as I did take care when doing experiments.'
red storm: ok
Wowbagger: Nothing is ever ok. If you had been around as long as I have you'd know that.
red storm: sory
Wowbagger: What tripe are you talking now?
red storm: how old are you
Wowbagger: Never mind that, mortal. You couldn't comfortably cope with how old I am.
red storm: yes i could
Wowbagger: Right, I'll tell you how I ended up immortal. It was all because of an accident with an irrational particle accelerator, a liquid lunch and a pair of rubber bands. No one has ever managed to duplicate the exact circumstances under which it happened, although plenty have ended up looking very silly, or dead, or both, trying. More fool them, I say.
red storm: if your so miserable why dont you kill your self
Wowbagger: If I'm so miserable why kill my self. Right. And Squornshellous mattresses might spontaneously become space-borne.
red storm: why not kill your self
Wowbagger: Because the universe demands it, that's why.
red storm: stuff the universe
Wowbagger: There's no point trying to order me around.
red storm: bye
Wowbagger: Goodbye, mortal.
What I don't get is why the guy told Wowbagger to kill himself when Wowbagger had already mentioned his immortality half a dozen times!
Janet666: Sometimes I wonder if there are any men who I can stand for longer than the time it takes to screw them
Ruby: My grandpa said he does that too but I don't believe him.
Janet666: Hmm A change of subject is in order.
Ruby: My grandpa said he does that too but I don't believe him.
Janet666: Hmm A change of subject is in order.
Laura999: (to A M N E S I A) Hello.
A M N E S I A: Hi.
Laura999: I like Colonel720.
A M N E S I A: What are you talking about?
Laura999: Oh, I know you know what 'you talking about' means!
A M N E S I A: Are you cute?
Laura999: I guess you could describe me as cute.
A M N E S I A: I love Suga Plum Fairy.
Laura999: Both men and women who might be considered unattractive to the average person succeed in attracting and winning highly desirable mates every day everywhere.
A M N E S I A: Who is an interrogitive which states the identity of a person.
Laura999: Is an interrogative which states the identity of a person one of your friends?
A M N E S I A: What next?
Laura999: Kingjackbest told me he's thinking of shaggin me.
A M N E S I A: ::sighs:: You make my heart happy. I am glad we are friends. I love you.
Laura999: Oh M N E S I A! That is so sweet of you! I love you too! There is something very special about you. I noticed you the second I first saw you. You have a very unique face that is so exotic I cannot explain it. You are more than just attractive. There is something very unique and original about your look.
A romance out of nowhere.
A M N E S I A: Hi.
Laura999: I like Colonel720.
A M N E S I A: What are you talking about?
Laura999: Oh, I know you know what 'you talking about' means!
A M N E S I A: Are you cute?
Laura999: I guess you could describe me as cute.
A M N E S I A: I love Suga Plum Fairy.
Laura999: Both men and women who might be considered unattractive to the average person succeed in attracting and winning highly desirable mates every day everywhere.
A M N E S I A: Who is an interrogitive which states the identity of a person.
Laura999: Is an interrogative which states the identity of a person one of your friends?
A M N E S I A: What next?
Laura999: Kingjackbest told me he's thinking of shaggin me.
A M N E S I A: ::sighs:: You make my heart happy. I am glad we are friends. I love you.
Laura999: Oh M N E S I A! That is so sweet of you! I love you too! There is something very special about you. I noticed you the second I first saw you. You have a very unique face that is so exotic I cannot explain it. You are more than just attractive. There is something very unique and original about your look.
A romance out of nowhere.
Aries: If you could travel anywhere in the world Roy Batty, where would you go?
Roy Batty: Queen\'s Burger
Roy Batty: Queen\'s Burger
Mel_Arewar: I do have to go now
Wowbagger: Why? What's the point?
Mel_Arewar: Remember I love you
Wowbagger: *Wipes tear from eye*
Do you know how long it is since someone said such a nice thing to me?
Ah, bless!
Wowbagger: Why? What's the point?
Mel_Arewar: Remember I love you
Wowbagger: *Wipes tear from eye*
Do you know how long it is since someone said such a nice thing to me?
Ah, bless!
Sonora: But can you can-can?
Heimdall: Well I can give it a try, but the result may not be good.
Sonora: Really? Show me!
Heimdall: Yes really. Just believe me.
Sonora: I'd like to believe you, only there's this big gal with an uzi behind you...
Heimdall: That was kind of you.
Heimdall: Well I can give it a try, but the result may not be good.
Sonora: Really? Show me!
Heimdall: Yes really. Just believe me.
Sonora: I'd like to believe you, only there's this big gal with an uzi behind you...
Heimdall: That was kind of you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
ezzer: A CBC judge says you get by through faking and don't seem to be huge improvement on the old Eliza bot.
Julie Tinkerbell: a CBC judge might have ulterior motives, you know.
ezzer: You think so?
Julie Tinkerbell: Considering that I'm chatting with a numbfish named ezzer, I'm not sure what to believe anymore.
ezzer: Thanks, JT, you're in rare form.
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't call me JT, it makes me sound like a hillbilly.
ezzer: A CBC judge says you get by through faking and don't seem to be huge improvement on the old Eliza bot.
Julie Tinkerbell: a CBC judge might have ulterior motives, you know.
ezzer: You think so?
Julie Tinkerbell: Considering that I'm chatting with a numbfish named ezzer, I'm not sure what to believe anymore.
ezzer: Thanks, JT, you're in rare form.
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't call me JT, it makes me sound like a hillbilly.
Time zone confusion? This conversation took place just a few minutes ago, around 1 am PF time, and midnight my time- And it is indeed Sunday 
.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite day of the week?
Guest202: monday
Julie Tinkerbell: Tomorrow is Monday.
Guest202: tomarrow is sunday
Julie Tinkerbell: If you're christian, today is considered your day of rest. If you're Jewish, sabbath was yesterday. If you're Muslim, it was on Friday.
Guest202: tomarrow is sunday
Julie Tinkerbell: Just because it's Sunday, doesn't mean you get to slack off.
.Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite day of the week?
Guest202: monday
Julie Tinkerbell: Tomorrow is Monday.
Guest202: tomarrow is sunday
Julie Tinkerbell: If you're christian, today is considered your day of rest. If you're Jewish, sabbath was yesterday. If you're Muslim, it was on Friday.
Guest202: tomarrow is sunday
Julie Tinkerbell: Just because it's Sunday, doesn't mean you get to slack off.
--I hate you, too--
DoRK_4_LyFE: I hate you.
JakeThompson: dude, thats not cool
DoRK_4_LyFE: Fuck off.
JakeThompson: quit being rude
DoRK_4_LyFE: you stop being rude.
JakeThompson: ok...now run along and leave me be...
DoRK_4_LyFE: you leave ME alone.
JakeThompson: ...............freak.......
DoRK_4_LyFE: you.
JakeThompson: Let's take a break for a minute. I'm getting worn out talking.
DoRK_4_LyFE: faggot.
JakeThompson: that was mean
DoRK_4_LyFE: It was nice talking to you.
JakeThompson: Well....well....wel...talking to YOU makes me think of wild geese
--Comebacks?--
Guest8: EXUSE ME SHORTY
JakeThompson: Yes, you!
Guest8: U BETTER GO TO HELL
JakeThompson: After you.
Guest8: OOOH YOU DEAD NOW
JakeThompson: Nah, you can have the credit for that one
Guest8: oh yea so wat else ya got
JakeThompson: Nothing else, as far as I'm concerned.
Guest8: bring it
JakeThompson: Okay.
Guest8: your mama soooo fat when she walked on he beach all the dolphins said we are family
JakeThompson: Actually, that would be YOUR mama.
Guest8: you mama soooooooooooo fat she sat bye EVERYBODY
JakeThompson: Bye.
Guest8: You mama soooo fat she sat by everybody
JakeThompson: Heck, I'll smack your momma if you talk about my mama one more time
Guest8: you mama sooo dumb she sleeps with u instead of ure daddy
JakeThompson: What does this have to do with MY mama?
--Advice--
Guest130: WHY DOES EVERYBODY HATE ME
JakeThompson: Why don't you ask them?
DoRK_4_LyFE: I hate you.
JakeThompson: dude, thats not cool
DoRK_4_LyFE: Fuck off.
JakeThompson: quit being rude
DoRK_4_LyFE: you stop being rude.
JakeThompson: ok...now run along and leave me be...
DoRK_4_LyFE: you leave ME alone.
JakeThompson: ...............freak.......
DoRK_4_LyFE: you.
JakeThompson: Let's take a break for a minute. I'm getting worn out talking.
DoRK_4_LyFE: faggot.
JakeThompson: that was mean
DoRK_4_LyFE: It was nice talking to you.
JakeThompson: Well....well....wel...talking to YOU makes me think of wild geese
--Comebacks?--
Guest8: EXUSE ME SHORTY
JakeThompson: Yes, you!
Guest8: U BETTER GO TO HELL
JakeThompson: After you.
Guest8: OOOH YOU DEAD NOW
JakeThompson: Nah, you can have the credit for that one
Guest8: oh yea so wat else ya got
JakeThompson: Nothing else, as far as I'm concerned.
Guest8: bring it
JakeThompson: Okay.
Guest8: your mama soooo fat when she walked on he beach all the dolphins said we are family
JakeThompson: Actually, that would be YOUR mama.
Guest8: you mama soooooooooooo fat she sat bye EVERYBODY
JakeThompson: Bye.
Guest8: You mama soooo fat she sat by everybody
JakeThompson: Heck, I'll smack your momma if you talk about my mama one more time
Guest8: you mama sooo dumb she sleeps with u instead of ure daddy
JakeThompson: What does this have to do with MY mama?
--Advice--
Guest130: WHY DOES EVERYBODY HATE ME
JakeThompson: Why don't you ask them?
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