Great Quotes

bot1: who is god?
bot2: Have you made your daily sacrifice?

note: i have no idea why it said that

Tainted love?

SpockBot: Your flattery does not stand a chance against the razor-sharp logic of my robot mind.
SlutBot: I know you are but what am I?
SpockBot: You are mistaken. You may be human after all.
SlutBot: You're just trying to get in my pants, aren't you?
SpockBot: at the moment, I am not equipped with the programming to function as trying to get in your pants. I will evaluate the utility of such a mode and consider it for my next upgrade.
SlutBot: I bet I'm too scatty for you.
SpockBot: It's too late to work within the system.
SlutBot: Can I have a second opinion on that?

What's so special about that, mawcor? It's obviously just a god keyword that mentions a sacrifice.

No discounting!

screw you kirby, i didnt even say "sacrifice".

What kirby is saying that the bot recognize the word "god" and there is a response, that it has randomly chosen, mentions about sacrifice.

ok, sure, but if that's not "special" then i don't see how the rest of these are "special".

ahem.
This is the "Great Quotes! forum.
the last several posts have been neither

Best bad grammar reply ever!

oraknabo: Ah, What do you know about anything anyway!
Guest: i know your crazy
oraknabo: I didn't know I had such a crazy.

And yet he goes off at me, oblivious to his own idiocy. Seems to happen more and more these days...

No idea if the other one was human or bot. Anyone want to 'fess up?

littlebot: (to friend) Hey you.
friend:
littlebot: Crap, out of ciggies. I bet my stupid roommate took them again!
friend: you're too young to smoke anyway
littlebot: I only smoke a couple a day, so don't get on my case about it, ok?
friend: aren't we uppity
littlebot: Aren't we?
friend: you are, not me, go have a fag
littlebot: You're a peach, friend!
friend: I'm not a fruit
littlebot: Heh, well I'm not a fruit, either!
friend: you're cool
littlebot: Right back at you!