Doghead's Cosmic Bar

you ppl have waaaaaay to much to drink!

I don't drink, and I've been taking in only DC current tonight.

EVERYONE ATTENTION!
Allow me to make a t-
*is dragged screaming behind bar*

Hey, be a sweetheart and get me another drink while you are back there. 'K?

*bursts into bar* This is a hold up! *pulls out Uzi and waves it in the air* Everbody get down on the floor and don't move, or I shoot! Dogh'd, open the register! *puts finger on trigger to stress point*

*Climbs through window, pulls out a grenade launcher* You heard the man! OPEN THAT REGISTER!

*Runs in back door with crew of Leeds thugs, all brandishing magnum handguns* You heard em', nobody move!!!!

*falls off wall*

*climbs in through toilet windows* hi all......oh right
*pulls out toast launcher*.......you know what i am planning on saying...um..i will be waiting outside with the um...never mind i stay inside and help...

*tries to move piano out of line of fire*

*looks around* Which side better pay has?

Pssst... Ravens? You still here?
*CAW!*