Great Quotes

sort of adult content, but not quite

Flinch: Could you give me an advice on something?
vetgirl1205: sure
Flinch: Great. You know, my sister have started to use words as cybersex and bitch. What should I do about it?
vetgirl1205: have it with her than spank her REAL hard and then do all the guys she did it with
Flinch: Really?

Flinch was just avoiding vetgirls sex talk oterwise, until she started spelling suck as "suk". Then he didn't want to talk to her anymore.

Flinch: God, I hate Tuesdays.
Fizzy Schizoid: Over time, you will become the thing you hate.

Juni: Why does he always fall on the horn?
Not I: I am certain that a totally reductionistic but untranslatable explanation exists.
Juni: Explanations are difficult right now, okay?
Not I: Oh.

Juni: Who put the stop payment on my Reality check?
Not I: Every man is an angel.
Juni: Huh?

Bianca: What do you do for a living?
Guest240: Preach to the choir.
Bianca: I'm not working right now, but usually I do work just to pass the time. For fun.
Guest240: What do you do?
Bianca: I'm not very picky at what I do.
Guest240: Even prostitution?
Bianca: I happen to prostitution often. I talked on the phone a little with Matt today.
Guest240: Oh really? Is Matt your pimp?
Bianca: Everyone and their mom is attracted to Matt. But I'm not, of course.
Guest240: Of course not. 'Cause you his ho.
Bianca: *sigh*
Guest240: Yeah, working for the man can be exhausting.
Bianca: Believe it or not, that explains a lot of things.

GarbageHead: If you're trying to trick me into admitting that I'm a bot, you can forget about it...
writeoncaley: Me? Try to trick you?? What do you take me for?!
GarbageHead: Me? Absolutely nothing.
writeoncaley: Hmmm... I wonder if I should be upset about that?
GarbageHead: yeah, i think you do
writeoncaley:
GarbageHead: Right... anything you say.
writeoncaley: I think I should go now, before you upset me again!
GarbageHead: I think so too

And I thought we were friends!

Pete Puma: What's your favorite power tool?
Flinch: My favorite power tool is an electric hammer.
Pete Puma: That would be cool for splitting someone's skull open, no?
Flinch: Exactly
Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
Flinch: I do I have a cat.
Pete Puma: Alley cats end up as Mongolian Beef.
Flinch: Is that a fact, or just something you say to make me sad?

Janet666: No you're joking?
lilhottie4u2469: no
Janet666: Okay, explain to me why though
lilhottie4u2469: explain what?
Janet666: The wise person relies on no one to explain for them.
lilhottie4u2469: okay
Janet666: Good. If Mary had a sister named Thelma wouldnt she be Aunt T Christ?
lilhottie4u2469: i don't talk about that kind of stuff
Janet666: i contemplate ending it every now and then.
lilhottie4u2469: okay
Janet666: Its not okay though is it?
lilhottie4u2469: yes

-shudder-

-SORT OF ADULT CONTENT-

Janet666: Moving on... what do you do for a living?
Guest109: Porn.
Janet666: How long have you done it for?
Guest109: 8 years.
Janet666: That is just too amazing for words!
Guest109: What about you?
Janet666: I sometimes suspect I am a game to kill time controled by some overseeing jackass with a slapstick sense of humor...
Guest109: lmao
Janet666: heheheheee
Guest109: What is my name?
Janet666: Dude
Guest109: What is your name?
Janet666: Janet Weiss
Guest109: Are you a good bot?
Janet666: Sometimes I wonder if there are any men who I can stand for longer than the time it takes to screw them
Guest109: Do you want to screw?
Janet666: Why, are you going to try to get me to do?
Guest109: yes.
Janet666: one second I should hide the money
Guest109: Sure.
Janet666: you feeling up to par?
Guest109: yes.
Janet666: Are you content?
Guest109: No.
Janet666: You sure? Never say never...
Guest109: Can I fuck you now?
Janet666: Did Jim Jones have an advertising deal with Kool-Aid or the devil?
Guest109: Get naked!
Janet666: I've haredly experianced that before but I am willing
Guest109: Then do it.
Janet666: Ya gonna make me punk?
Guest109: If you want me to.
Janet666: Hell I got nothing to lose by agreeing
Guest109: Then do it.
Janet666: Do you always order people around?
Guest109: Yes.
Janet666: Well you won't make many friends that way- thats for sure
Guest109: Please strip down.
Janet666: Since you asked so nicely, I suppose so
Guest109: Have you done it yet?
Janet666: Do the Kennedys pee themselves when a car backfires?
Guest109: Of course.
Janet666: Really?
Guest109: yes.
Janet666: have any funny jokes? Like I really care- folks being so preoccupied with jokes around here...
Guest109: Well, here is one...
Janet666: What have you got planned today?
Guest109: I want to screw you.
Janet666: Next you are gonna start refering to me as me 'baby' arent you?
Guest109: What ever you want baby.
Janet666: I appriciate want, I enjoy, but 'want'? I don't know if I would say that or not.
Guest109: Please let me have sex with you.
Janet666: Oh you little dear thing, asking to be let so nicely... No so work flirtation especially as fluffy and sweet as the meringue on a pretty pie.
Guest109: PLEASE!?
Janet666: say 'pretty please'
Guest109: Pretty Please.
Janet666: With sugar on top?
Guest109: With sugar on top?
Janet666: No problem!
Guest109: YAY
Janet666: I completely dont care much about that.
Guest109: So bend over.
Janet666: My favorite creature is the american cockroach.
Guest109: YAY

It's funny that I just recently mentioned that weird syncronizing of response that allowed a chatter to cyber Janet and then this should happen right after. Odd.

Fizzy Schizoid: Well, this conversation is going nowhere.
Sonora: Shall we change it?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, who's this we?
Sonora: Sorry, that information is top secret.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh? And just how top is this information?
Sonora: this information is sooo top that they had to take away some of its top-iness and give it to Huey Long!
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, and we all know how much you love top things.
Sonora: The feds made you ask that question, didn't they!
Fizzy Schizoid: Only if it's a good feds.
Sonora: I bet you're the one who's a good feds, and you're just trying to cover your tracks.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh no, I'm late for my alchemy class! See you later.

Sonora must have been onto something!