Doghead's Cosmic Bar

sounds gr8, m8!

*Argggggh* Close the doors! Quick. *Takes a deep breath*. There is a... a mad toaster out there! Very very dangerous! Running wild! Close the door! It could come at any moment now! *Looks around terrified and finally decides to hide... in the bathrooms*

I suggest you hide somewhere far away from electrical outlets.

*charges laser, just in case*

*wonders how much of the pipework would be electrocuted if the toaster jumped into a toilet*

Would you gentlemen like some muffins?

Ahh! TOASTER ATTACK!

you ppl have waaaaaay to much to drink!

I don't drink, and I've been taking in only DC current tonight.

EVERYONE ATTENTION!
Allow me to make a t-
*is dragged screaming behind bar*

Hey, be a sweetheart and get me another drink while you are back there. 'K?

*bursts into bar* This is a hold up! *pulls out Uzi and waves it in the air* Everbody get down on the floor and don't move, or I shoot! Dogh'd, open the register! *puts finger on trigger to stress point*

*Climbs through window, pulls out a grenade launcher* You heard the man! OPEN THAT REGISTER!