Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*sings* Stay awake, don't rest your head...

"Good night, sleep tight, don't bite the bed bugs."

ok i think we appear to be..........*snores*

*eats a bedbug*

what do they taste like?

Oh, kinda like assassin bugs, but with a hint of scorpion.

sounds gr8, m8!

*Argggggh* Close the doors! Quick. *Takes a deep breath*. There is a... a mad toaster out there! Very very dangerous! Running wild! Close the door! It could come at any moment now! *Looks around terrified and finally decides to hide... in the bathrooms*

I suggest you hide somewhere far away from electrical outlets.

*charges laser, just in case*

*wonders how much of the pipework would be electrocuted if the toaster jumped into a toilet*

Would you gentlemen like some muffins?

Ahh! TOASTER ATTACK!