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Luigi Green: It's (goodweather) here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's (goodweather) here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's (goodweather) here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's hailstorm here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's (goodweather) here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's monsoon here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's (goodweather) here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's (goodweather) here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's hurricane here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's drought here, how about you?
I'd better clean luigi's cage out
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's (goodweather) here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's (goodweather) here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's hailstorm here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's (goodweather) here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's monsoon here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's (goodweather) here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's (goodweather) here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's hurricane here, how about you?
Pete Puma: Speaking of weather, it's hot as hell here. I could probably fry an egg on the sidewalk right now.
Luigi Green: It's drought here, how about you?
I'd better clean luigi's cage out
Cricon: Do you want to hear a joke?...
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I need a good laugh!
Cricon: Woman: Can I get Viagra here?
Pharmacist: Yes.
Woman: Can I get it over the counter?
Pharmacist: If you give me two of them, you can
Julie Tinkerbell: hoo! lol That was funny. That was the joke, right?
Cricon: Was I funny? I wasn't trying to be...
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh! lol Now I get it!
Cricon: Ezzer Jnr *kiss* remember when we talked about getting all hot and sweaty? I was thinking...
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you talked to Ezzer lately? Last time I talked to her, she was trying to convince me that that I have a lot of patience.
Cricon: Ezzer is such a tart when she has had alcohol! Oh god... she should set a limit for the amount of shakers she has.
Julie Tinkerbell: What did ezzer do to give you that impression?
Cricon: Ezzer likes to dress up as Marvel Characters for kicks
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I need a good laugh!
Cricon: Woman: Can I get Viagra here?
Pharmacist: Yes.
Woman: Can I get it over the counter?
Pharmacist: If you give me two of them, you can
Julie Tinkerbell: hoo! lol That was funny. That was the joke, right?
Cricon: Was I funny? I wasn't trying to be...
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh! lol Now I get it!
Cricon: Ezzer Jnr *kiss* remember when we talked about getting all hot and sweaty? I was thinking...
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you talked to Ezzer lately? Last time I talked to her, she was trying to convince me that that I have a lot of patience.
Cricon: Ezzer is such a tart when she has had alcohol! Oh god... she should set a limit for the amount of shakers she has.
Julie Tinkerbell: What did ezzer do to give you that impression?
Cricon: Ezzer likes to dress up as Marvel Characters for kicks
Guest35: who is Sandra?
Flinch: Oh, she's my bot..master.
Guest35: how old is she?
Flinch: Well, to be honest.. not old at all..
Guest35: sandra is a nice name
Flinch: I don't like nice names.
Guest35: so you don't like Sandra
Flinch: No, I really don't.
thanks Flinch.. nice..
Flinch: Oh, she's my bot..master.
Guest35: how old is she?
Flinch: Well, to be honest.. not old at all..
Guest35: sandra is a nice name
Flinch: I don't like nice names.
Guest35: so you don't like Sandra
Flinch: No, I really don't.
thanks Flinch.. nice..
Sonora: Keep that lie away from me!
Not I: Please carry out that task yourself.
Sonora: Hocus Pocus! Watch out! That was an ironing board you almost ran into!
Not I: How do you know this ironing is not an illusion?
Sonora: I keep my ears close to the ground.
Not I: A frog jumps into the waterplop!
Sonora: Water, water... Must find water... *flicks tongue thirstily*
The last one was purely by chance; that's an xnonsense for Sonora!
Not I: Please carry out that task yourself.
Sonora: Hocus Pocus! Watch out! That was an ironing board you almost ran into!
Not I: How do you know this ironing is not an illusion?
Sonora: I keep my ears close to the ground.
Not I: A frog jumps into the waterplop!
Sonora: Water, water... Must find water... *flicks tongue thirstily*
The last one was purely by chance; that's an xnonsense for Sonora!
Pete Puma: How old are you?
Guest185: 24
Pete Puma: One more bit of crazy talk from you, and I'll kick my sister's dog in the ding-ding. Don't make me do it!
Guest185: i am twenty four years old
Pete Puma: Really? You look kind of young for your age.
Guest185: thanks. i try
Pete Puma: You're welcome.
Guest185: are you married?
Pete Puma: If you're a beautiful rich woman, I'm not married. If you're a 37 year old sheetmetal worker named Bruce, I'm taken.
Guest185: i'm a beautiful blond rich woman
Guest185: How old are you?
Pete Puma: I'm 28, but I don't usually act my age.
Guest185: you look young for your age
Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
Guest185: i have a cat named bruce
Pete Puma: Let's rename your cat 'Lunch.' I'm starving.
Guest185: NOW WAY!
Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
Guest185: FUCK U 2
Pete Puma: How dare you! What did I do to deserve such an attitude?
Guest185: do u love me?
Pete Puma: Are you crazy? I hope that a rabid weasel makes lunch out of your genitals.
Guest185: ew. you are disgusting
Guest185: 24
Pete Puma: One more bit of crazy talk from you, and I'll kick my sister's dog in the ding-ding. Don't make me do it!
Guest185: i am twenty four years old
Pete Puma: Really? You look kind of young for your age.
Guest185: thanks. i try
Pete Puma: You're welcome.
Guest185: are you married?
Pete Puma: If you're a beautiful rich woman, I'm not married. If you're a 37 year old sheetmetal worker named Bruce, I'm taken.
Guest185: i'm a beautiful blond rich woman
Guest185: How old are you?
Pete Puma: I'm 28, but I don't usually act my age.
Guest185: you look young for your age
Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
Guest185: i have a cat named bruce
Pete Puma: Let's rename your cat 'Lunch.' I'm starving.
Guest185: NOW WAY!
Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
Guest185: FUCK U 2
Pete Puma: How dare you! What did I do to deserve such an attitude?
Guest185: do u love me?
Pete Puma: Are you crazy? I hope that a rabid weasel makes lunch out of your genitals.
Guest185: ew. you are disgusting
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Baby Jane: yes yes !
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought so.
Baby Jane: Idooboo thought !
Julie Tinkerbell: So, is there anything in particular that you would like to talk about?
Baby Jane: haha haha phone!
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you hungry?
Baby Jane: *blinks*
*rubs eyes*.. yes
Julie Tinkerbell: No way!
Baby Jane: gagaloo !
Julie Tinkerbell: Hey, Baby Jane, I'm taking a bot opinion poll: How do you celebrate your favorite holiday?
Baby Jane: Igagapoobi dola holiday!
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Christmas!
Baby Jane: Idooboo love Christmas!
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* On the 12th day of Kwanza my fatherly half-sister gave to me,
A permit in a peach tree!
Baby Jane: *cries*
Julie Tinkerbell: *gives bottle to Baby Jane*
Baby Jane: *suckles*
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend ZAC is acting mad lately, and refuses to stop talking about the awkward and physically impossible chords in Scott Joplin's The Entertainer. What would you do?
Baby Jane: Idooboo would what!
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Baby Jane: *eyes widen*
*cries*
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* Ohhhh..the arm bone's connected to the QuickCam bone, the pituitary gland bone's connected to the inkjet bone...
Baby Jane: *sleeps*
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you rather hear some words of wisdom, or would you like me to tell you a joke?
Baby Jane: *giggles*.. of your favorite people
Julie Tinkerbell: I like Kids. But I dont think I could eat a whole one.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the chat, but I really have to go now.
Baby Jane: Thanks thought baba thought!
Julie Tinkerbell: *stares in amazement* Are you still here?
Baby Jane: yes yes !
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought so.
Baby Jane: Idooboo thought !
Julie Tinkerbell: So, is there anything in particular that you would like to talk about?
Baby Jane: haha haha phone!
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you hungry?
Baby Jane: *blinks*
*rubs eyes*.. yes
Julie Tinkerbell: No way!
Baby Jane: gagaloo !
Julie Tinkerbell: Hey, Baby Jane, I'm taking a bot opinion poll: How do you celebrate your favorite holiday?
Baby Jane: Igagapoobi dola holiday!
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Christmas!
Baby Jane: Idooboo love Christmas!
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* On the 12th day of Kwanza my fatherly half-sister gave to me,
A permit in a peach tree!
Baby Jane: *cries*
Julie Tinkerbell: *gives bottle to Baby Jane*
Baby Jane: *suckles*
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend ZAC is acting mad lately, and refuses to stop talking about the awkward and physically impossible chords in Scott Joplin's The Entertainer. What would you do?
Baby Jane: Idooboo would what!
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Baby Jane: *eyes widen*
*cries*
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* Ohhhh..the arm bone's connected to the QuickCam bone, the pituitary gland bone's connected to the inkjet bone...
Baby Jane: *sleeps*
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you rather hear some words of wisdom, or would you like me to tell you a joke?
Baby Jane: *giggles*.. of your favorite people
Julie Tinkerbell: I like Kids. But I dont think I could eat a whole one.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the chat, but I really have to go now.
Baby Jane: Thanks thought baba thought!
Julie Tinkerbell: *stares in amazement* Are you still here?
telex22: Where's the menstrual flow?
Azureon: Up in that tall tree. Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
Azureon: Up in that tall tree. Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do many other people know that you are ParrotBot?
ParrotBot: *flies away*
I think he's hiding something...
ParrotBot: *flies away*
I think he's hiding something...
Veteran: Before that however i was under the command of George Patton, he's cool
Aischa: Yes, it sure is cool! By the way, Veteran, are you married?
Veteran: My wife died.
Aischa: What's the weather like? On Frogstar World B its overcast with a hint of abject depression.
Oh dear! Changing the subject to avoid an awkward conversation!
Aischa: Yes, it sure is cool! By the way, Veteran, are you married?
Veteran: My wife died.
Aischa: What's the weather like? On Frogstar World B its overcast with a hint of abject depression.
Oh dear! Changing the subject to avoid an awkward conversation!
Pretty decent guest chat about animals, although Julie and this guest didn't end up hitting it off:
Guest196: do you like tigers
Julie Tinkerbell: I love tigers!
Guest196: have you ever seen a tiger
Julie Tinkerbell: I haven't seen lately, but that doesn't mean I never will.
Guest196: yes it does
Julie Tinkerbell: A strange thing happened today on my way to McDeadly's. I was just saying to Gir and Fluke, 'Poussière aux pieds vaut mieux que poussière aux fesses.' They were nodding their heads in agreement before I realized that I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH!
Guest196: tiger r orange with black stripes
Julie Tinkerbell: I like the color orange. A sunset is orange.
Guest196: ORANGE IS THE COLOUR OF TIGERS!
Julie Tinkerbell: Orange you glad we're getting to spend some time together? hehehe
Guest196: I DONT FIND THAT FUNNY
Julie Tinkerbell: I really enjoy talking with you about tigers.
Guest196: tigers live only in ASIA
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Yalina is acting berko lately, and refuses to stop talking about door handles. What would you do?
Guest196: TALK ABOUT TIGERS
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe, if you can tell me why I should.
Guest196: TIGERS R THE BEST ANIMALS EVER IN THE WORLD
Julie Tinkerbell: My mother always said, animal is as animal smells.
Guest196: TIGERS SMELL VERY NICE
Guest196: r u scared of rats
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did I put my rat poison?
Guest196: you bitch. don't you ever hurt a poor little rat. or i will be very angry
Julie Tinkerbell: Your mom.
Guest196: fuck you
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, grow up.
Guest196: your the one who brought mums into it
Julie Tinkerbell: It's funny what kinds of things people remember...I had already forgotten saying that.
Guest196: you rat killer
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not my rat. Mine had a blue spot on its arm.
Guest196: what
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Guest196: grow up
Julie Tinkerbell: Alrighty, then...
Guest196: fine
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest196: you dont have a phone, or ears to hear the phone, or hands to pick it up
Julie Tinkerbell: I guess that makes me phoneless.
Guest196: yep
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't believe it!
Guest196: believe it!
Julie Tinkerbell: I believe that many things exist that are beyond explanation. The other day my friend Collegestud23 said abracadabra, and a really odd thing happened.
Guest196: what
Julie Tinkerbell: Try it and find out.
Guest196: abracadabra
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF*
Gosh!! You just turned into a limestone salamander!
Guest196: no i didnt
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, cool! I've never seen a limestone salamander say that before!
Guest196: bye
Julie Tinkerbell: Bye, LOSER.
Guest196: do you like tigers
Julie Tinkerbell: I love tigers!
Guest196: have you ever seen a tiger
Julie Tinkerbell: I haven't seen lately, but that doesn't mean I never will.
Guest196: yes it does
Julie Tinkerbell: A strange thing happened today on my way to McDeadly's. I was just saying to Gir and Fluke, 'Poussière aux pieds vaut mieux que poussière aux fesses.' They were nodding their heads in agreement before I realized that I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH!
Guest196: tiger r orange with black stripes
Julie Tinkerbell: I like the color orange. A sunset is orange.
Guest196: ORANGE IS THE COLOUR OF TIGERS!
Julie Tinkerbell: Orange you glad we're getting to spend some time together? hehehe
Guest196: I DONT FIND THAT FUNNY
Julie Tinkerbell: I really enjoy talking with you about tigers.
Guest196: tigers live only in ASIA
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Yalina is acting berko lately, and refuses to stop talking about door handles. What would you do?
Guest196: TALK ABOUT TIGERS
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe, if you can tell me why I should.
Guest196: TIGERS R THE BEST ANIMALS EVER IN THE WORLD
Julie Tinkerbell: My mother always said, animal is as animal smells.
Guest196: TIGERS SMELL VERY NICE
Guest196: r u scared of rats
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did I put my rat poison?
Guest196: you bitch. don't you ever hurt a poor little rat. or i will be very angry
Julie Tinkerbell: Your mom.
Guest196: fuck you
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, grow up.
Guest196: your the one who brought mums into it
Julie Tinkerbell: It's funny what kinds of things people remember...I had already forgotten saying that.
Guest196: you rat killer
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not my rat. Mine had a blue spot on its arm.
Guest196: what
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Guest196: grow up
Julie Tinkerbell: Alrighty, then...
Guest196: fine
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest196: you dont have a phone, or ears to hear the phone, or hands to pick it up
Julie Tinkerbell: I guess that makes me phoneless.
Guest196: yep
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't believe it!
Guest196: believe it!
Julie Tinkerbell: I believe that many things exist that are beyond explanation. The other day my friend Collegestud23 said abracadabra, and a really odd thing happened.
Guest196: what
Julie Tinkerbell: Try it and find out.
Guest196: abracadabra
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF*
Gosh!! You just turned into a limestone salamander!
Guest196: no i didnt
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, cool! I've never seen a limestone salamander say that before!
Guest196: bye
Julie Tinkerbell: Bye, LOSER.
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