Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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Someone explain ta me why Happy hour usually lasts for three or four hours...???
*flicks tongue confusedly*
*flicks tongue confusedly*
-because you can only find songs by Rush on classic rock stations when it happens.
Or was that a hallucination while stading in line at the DMV?
Or was that a hallucination while stading in line at the DMV?
Instructions on how to drive a waiter crazy:
step 1: order a duck
step 2: when the waiter brings the duck to your table, take one look at it, and complain: "this duck doesn't quack! Aren't ducks supposed to quack??? Take this duck back to the kitchen and bring me one that quacks!"
(I'm just waiting for a customer to try that on me
)
step 1: order a duck
step 2: when the waiter brings the duck to your table, take one look at it, and complain: "this duck doesn't quack! Aren't ducks supposed to quack??? Take this duck back to the kitchen and bring me one that quacks!"
(I'm just waiting for a customer to try that on me
) 
Mmm Kami, what about asking the bartender to serve me a kamikaze? Ill try help you
the time it lasts. 
time is an ilusion because time can always be divided smaller so therefor ther is no singular unit of time,
without a singular unit of time, time only exists collectively but things can only exist collectively if there are singular units together.of which there are none so therefor time cannot and does not exist
without a singular unit of time, time only exists collectively but things can only exist collectively if there are singular units together.of which there are none so therefor time cannot and does not exist
Uh,d, by that reasoning wouldn't everything be an illusion? I mean, distance can always be divided into smaller units, as can weight, or for that matter, anything that can be quantified. Are you saying only qualitative experiences are real?
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