Doghead's Cosmic Bar

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i likeeeeeeeeee tequilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

tequila it makes me happy! It makes......
#falls over uncounshous on the floor#

it doesn't improve spelling though, but................
*falls over*

HyperSane do you know that this is one area where no one acts sane? *grabs a beer and starts dancing on one of the tables* Yippee, opps *accidently throws beer can*

Sanity is an is just an explanation created to seperate people from others that they think are different so in hear we are all perfectly sane and the others are the odd ones.
Now ask me to repeat that when the drink has worn off and you get a slap.

*carhes beer can.......throws it at the bartender*

am i awake????????????

*walks in* *sees and hears smash* *sneaks out*

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh did you see that the door opened by itself, bartender get me a......... dont bother.
trainee bartender get me a drink

d--I'll buy you a drink if you tell me your age.

barkeep give me a gallon of whiskey. I feeling mad and want to get totally smashed.

I need to stop, this session is over, sexy boy has left the building!
#dives through a window and runs away#