Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I'm all for the drinking but as for going to heaven. I don't think no amount of repenting will clense me of my sins LOL.
#Burps, jumps behind the bar and lays down undernewith the beer tap#
I am going straight to hell baby!
#Starts drinking#

Ok now bro I think you've had enougth. Lets go home.

Zara this is the Forge we live hear!
#starts up the tap again#

Good point!
#grabs her self a bottle and starts dancing around the room#

*Rawk* *carries luigi back in*

give me that jack daniels

Hi.

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i likeeeeeeeeee tequilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

tequila it makes me happy! It makes......
#falls over uncounshous on the floor#

it doesn't improve spelling though, but................
*falls over*

HyperSane do you know that this is one area where no one acts sane? *grabs a beer and starts dancing on one of the tables* Yippee, opps *accidently throws beer can*