Doghead's Cosmic Bar

me too

hey esme i will set tiffany aching on you

hello anybody there

Will you indeed? I would like to see you attempt that. Mind Tiffany doesn't turn you into anything too nasty. She's been a lot better since she got rid of the Hiver, but she's still young, and she has a temper.

yeh yeh i know her and her hat full of sky

Hat full of Skyy vodka? I've drunk champaign from a woman's shoe, but drinking with witches sounds intoxicating.

lol

when you drink, you get drunk. when you get drunk, you go to sleep. when you go to sleep, you do no sins. when you do no sins, you go to heaven. So, lets all drink and go to heaven!

the perfect alaby i'll drink to that

what did you say *smashs bottle*

jumps out of way. Hey watch it up there! Hops off to find croak the toad.

I'm all for the drinking but as for going to heaven. I don't think no amount of repenting will clense me of my sins LOL.
#Burps, jumps behind the bar and lays down undernewith the beer tap#
I am going straight to hell baby!
#Starts drinking#