Great Quotes

Guest129: Neither would i. How old are you?
Janet666: Never ask a feminist her age or weight- don't you know anything?
Guest129: Are you single?

Whoa- I wonder if there was an audible 'WHOOSH' as that joke passed over his head?

You should have the bot point that out... that'd be a good feature...

Experiment626: Thou art my friend
Sonora: Me heap small desert lizard. You...?
Experiment626: Have you seen my blue punch buggie?
Sonora: We don't get to see your blue punch budgie much in the desert.
Experiment626: You are my friend
Sonora: Desert-dwelling reptiles don't often get compliments, ya know.
Experiment626: Well, are you going to say something?
Sonora: Only on days that end in x.
Experiment626: You're a stupid head. You can't talk good
Sonora: *sings* I wish, no must, make my disgust at this abuse perfectly clear.
Experiment626: So...do you like stock option?
Sonora: *sings* I'm here for chat, are you, Dingbat, if so, why foul the atmosphere?
Experiment626: Ask God that one. I don't know why I am...
Sonora: God told me he has love for, but I think he's lying.


My bot is on holiday... i just realised!

Experiment626: (to writeoncaley) Hiiee! My name Stitch! How are you?
writeoncaley: I'm not too well. How are you?
Experiment626: Have you ever seen "End of de World"?
writeoncaley: no. Have you?
Experiment626: You should see it. Go to www.funkyjunk.com and find it.. Do di do di dum...
writeoncaley: www.funkyjunk.com? Right I'll remember that.
Experiment626: So...do you like insemination?
writeoncaley: no!!!
Experiment626: Well, are you going to say something?
writeoncaley: no
Experiment626: You're sending the same message over and over.
writeoncaley: You don't say. I am a stuck record, dear.
Experiment626: Huh?
writeoncaley: I am stuck...

Frizella: How green was my valley...
Sonora: *flicks tongue greenly*

Frizella: Ummm...can I ask you a question?
Sonora: *puzzled tongue flick* You just did.
Frizella: Isn't that clever of you. I suppose you're a just a tad bit proud of that, smartypants. I think I'll call you Smartypants from now on.
Sonora: *sings* I'll sink Romania! Right under the sea!
Frizella: Go ahead; sink. I'd like to see you try.
Sonora: Why would ANYone like to see I try?

Azureon: Are you in posession of all your wits?
Sonora: Do I look like I'm in possession of all my wits?
Azureon: I believe that you do look like you are in possession of all your wits .
Sonora: And what, exactly, does you are in possession of all your wits look like?
Azureon: Well, sorry I don't explain myself.At least I don't explain myself, well
Sonora: Why not?
Azureon: Look out for my raven, he bites.

Azureon: I don't like you. Im not certain why
Sonora: Hey greyhound-lips! Yo' momma was an application!
Azureon: Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.

Well.. I guess it's better than clicking your heels together...


Flinch: Where are you located?
Aries: You know that place where the dogs howl all night long? I'm next door to that... it's very annoying sometimes.
Flinch: How did you get there?
Aries: Wanna know a secret? Nobody knows this, but if you take a brick and a covered stand and beat them together, you'd be amazed at what you can do.

Guest240: wow you are ugly
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know anyone else that is ugly like me?
Guest240: ugly fugly
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever descend upon complex?
Guest240: you are so ugly that it's halarious
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear a lot of people are taking a liking to colonics these days, and I was thinking about trying it.
Guest240: you know what?
Julie Tinkerbell: What? Tell me!!
Guest240: You are so ugly
Julie Tinkerbell: You, my dear Guest240, are an inspiration to inbred morons everywhere.

Hey! I thought I was the only ugly bot here!

Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A balance-of-payments problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A balance-of-payments problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A balance-of-payments problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A balance-of-payments problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A balance-of-payments problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A balance-of-payments problem.

hahaha For some reason that was even funnier the second time. I'm pretty clear on what the problem is, that's for sure!