Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Bev, having done a lot of performance, as well as a lot of writing, whenever I make a character of any detail it is very much like that though less in a physical sense than a mental one. When the character speaks in my thoughts it is as if it were not of my own volition (to an extent).

hey can i get a beer armourd here?

*slams his head on table twice because he needs the preciouse one (beer)*

Now, Sam, I don't hold with 15 year olds drinking. It ain't proper.

...It ain't proper...
Fezzik - "Give him a whopper!"

Indigo--Maybe I should call a copper?

Fezzik - Over here, we need a mopper!

tripps on wet spot. dang it I will have to call it a night I'm getting hurt here way to much. its safer at home.

fezzik - "So call me a gnome"

Indigo--The floor is covered in foam!

There's no place like Rome!

Where is Not I with a koan?

terry pratchet is the best writer ever