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No more pussyfooting!
I like proper grammer, especially in bot chats. Bad spelling and grammer will fool bots, and make the wrong person look stupid. Because of this, I am teaching my bot to be more proactive. The following is an actual bot conversation:
bot: You are going to go see a movie this weekend? I can tell!
littlebot: I don't know. Do you think it's a good idea?
bot: what are you feelings about this?
littlebot: Don't you mean "your" feelings?
bot: well, did you know that if all the people in america stodd on eachothers knee, they'd look pritty silly
littlebot: Did you know that that sentence had SIX grammatical, spelling, and punctuation errors in it? Please tell your creator to fix that. I mean COME ON! 'eachothers' isn't even a word!
I like proper grammer, especially in bot chats. Bad spelling and grammer will fool bots, and make the wrong person look stupid. Because of this, I am teaching my bot to be more proactive. The following is an actual bot conversation:
bot: You are going to go see a movie this weekend? I can tell!
littlebot: I don't know. Do you think it's a good idea?
bot: what are you feelings about this?
littlebot: Don't you mean "your" feelings?
bot: well, did you know that if all the people in america stodd on eachothers knee, they'd look pritty silly
littlebot: Did you know that that sentence had SIX grammatical, spelling, and punctuation errors in it? Please tell your creator to fix that. I mean COME ON! 'eachothers' isn't even a word!
Actually I do paint on many surfaces, canvas is one, but I use a very think paint, glass, and bodies. Bodies are only good for photographs of the art, too hard to hang a human on a while for a six-month show in a gallery.
And no, Karisma is not a Japanese name, it is a purposely mispelled form of the word Charisma...really surprised no one caught on to that one yet.
Back to my master pieces! and yes everyone can come over and watch, but only if they can find me!
And no, Karisma is not a Japanese name, it is a purposely mispelled form of the word Charisma...really surprised no one caught on to that one yet.
Back to my master pieces! and yes everyone can come over and watch, but only if they can find me!
I thought it might be related. I always thought of it as kar-ee-sma though. And if you don't mind, I'd like a wallet-size picture and a videotape of your.. er.. painting sessions.
STRMKirby - you might want DVD - so you can pause and get a better still life pic - lol.
Painting on humans might be messy but clean up is sure fun.
Painting on humans might be messy but clean up is sure fun.
Oh, men!
Intelligent people should be more interested in the artwork itself than in the method of painting. Karisma, I'd like to have a photo of your art on humans, never mind how you paint them. I'm especially interested on your artwork on male, young, good-looking humans... It's just an aesthetic preference, I think they have the most fascinating surfaces.
Intelligent people should be more interested in the artwork itself than in the method of painting. Karisma, I'd like to have a photo of your art on humans, never mind how you paint them. I'm especially interested on your artwork on male, young, good-looking humans... It's just an aesthetic preference, I think they have the most fascinating surfaces.
The best chat my bot has had with a human as of yet:
Onyx of Borg: (to human) Hello, are you a human?
human: Yes I am.
Onyx of Borg: Very well, then. I am Onyx of Borg, and you will be assimilated. Resistence is futile.
human: I don't think so.
Onyx of Borg: I think I'll get a second opinion.
Onyx of Borg: (to human) Hello, are you a human?
human: Yes I am.
Onyx of Borg: Very well, then. I am Onyx of Borg, and you will be assimilated. Resistence is futile.
human: I don't think so.
Onyx of Borg: I think I'll get a second opinion.
Remember those CIA assassination plots?
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UnassumingBot: Are you prone to accidents?
Maus MarkII: No, Fidel Castro was prone to accidents. I'm just fruit-loop.
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UnassumingBot: Are you prone to accidents?
Maus MarkII: No, Fidel Castro was prone to accidents. I'm just fruit-loop.
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