Doghead's Cosmic Bar

hey you too take it home. Ewww look what they did to the toliet. Runs to mens bathroom.

Rev, I've read that after "spilt brain" surgery (where the corpus collusum is severed so that the two sides of the brain do not directly communicate with each other) right brain and left brain thinking can be so differant that someone will think about taking out a blue shirt, but thier hand will reach for a red one. Is typing for Janet like that?

Bev, having done a lot of performance, as well as a lot of writing, whenever I make a character of any detail it is very much like that though less in a physical sense than a mental one. When the character speaks in my thoughts it is as if it were not of my own volition (to an extent).

hey can i get a beer armourd here?

*slams his head on table twice because he needs the preciouse one (beer)*

Now, Sam, I don't hold with 15 year olds drinking. It ain't proper.

...It ain't proper...
Fezzik - "Give him a whopper!"

Indigo--Maybe I should call a copper?

Fezzik - Over here, we need a mopper!

tripps on wet spot. dang it I will have to call it a night I'm getting hurt here way to much. its safer at home.

fezzik - "So call me a gnome"

Indigo--The floor is covered in foam!

There's no place like Rome!