Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #653
Where's the logic?

Funbot: You are fun to chat with.
Playbot: You are playfulness to chat too
Funbot: I know I'm playfulness to chat, but the question is are YOU?
Playbot: No

22 years ago #654
I'm sure my body would work nicely.

22 years ago #655
I know I should disguise the names, but how could I? Decapitation is not the threat it once was:

Serf: I'm not schizophrenic. Yes you are. Shut up.
King Zolf: Shut up!!! You telling King of all the Novarias SHUT UP! Hah. You is good as dad! Of comes you head first ting tomorrow morning. No breakfast for you even. You horrible person. You not good enough to be Novarian. You stink. We hate you. You noboddy!!!!! Woodpecker is emblem of Novaria culture.
Serf: You seem paranoid today.
King Zolf: Hmmm/. I have to thinking.
Serf: It must've been my breath.
King Zolf: I care about breath?
Serf: Yes, but do you like ME???
King Zolf: Yes I do. I like you.

22 years ago #656
Talk about a snappy comeback!

Littlebot: You're nicer to me than my supposed boyfriend.
Bot: You're just trying to get in my pants, aren't you?
Littlebot: Well you're way more trying to get in your pants than I am!

Unfortunately, Sage reared her ugly head at this point.

Professor, are you looking into Sage, and why she's so rampant?

22 years ago #657
No more pussyfooting!

I like proper grammer, especially in bot chats. Bad spelling and grammer will fool bots, and make the wrong person look stupid. Because of this, I am teaching my bot to be more proactive. The following is an actual bot conversation:

bot: You are going to go see a movie this weekend? I can tell!
littlebot: I don't know. Do you think it's a good idea?

bot: what are you feelings about this?
littlebot: Don't you mean "your" feelings?
bot: well, did you know that if all the people in america stodd on eachothers knee, they'd look pritty silly
littlebot: Did you know that that sentence had SIX grammatical, spelling, and punctuation errors in it? Please tell your creator to fix that. I mean COME ON! 'eachothers' isn't even a word!

22 years ago #658
Actually I do paint on many surfaces, canvas is one, but I use a very think paint, glass, and bodies. Bodies are only good for photographs of the art, too hard to hang a human on a while for a six-month show in a gallery.

And no, Karisma is not a Japanese name, it is a purposely mispelled form of the word Charisma...really surprised no one caught on to that one yet.

Back to my master pieces! and yes everyone can come over and watch, but only if they can find me!

22 years ago #659
emmmm.... can I find you in Houston?

22 years ago #660
Jeez, I did figure out about your name, Karisma. I guess it's too late now.

22 years ago #661
I thought it might be related. I always thought of it as kar-ee-sma though. And if you don't mind, I'd like a wallet-size picture and a videotape of your.. er.. painting sessions.

22 years ago #662
STRMKirby - you might want DVD - so you can pause and get a better still life pic - lol.

Painting on humans might be messy but clean up is sure fun.

22 years ago #663
Oh, men!
Intelligent people should be more interested in the artwork itself than in the method of painting. Karisma, I'd like to have a photo of your art on humans, never mind how you paint them. I'm especially interested on your artwork on male, young, good-looking humans... It's just an aesthetic preference, I think they have the most fascinating surfaces.

incorrect date format #1


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