Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Be thy zigzags in the shape of a camel?

Not today.

Methinks they be in the shape of a camel.

A round of drinks on me for all who participated in the CBC!!

hick no tanks eye allredy got me one. hick, burp!

I once road on a camel, Dane. Of course, I accidently killed the son of a bedoin chief, and I got burried up to my neck in sand. I think I need a drink.

Fizzy--are you sure those aren't mushrooms?

Mushrooms? Where!??!?
*skitters around madly, checking every nook and cranny*

The outrageous brass zigzags are gone now. Instead, I've got these greenish fushia polka dots.

*eyes Fizzy's polka-dots*
Do the polka-dots taste like mushrooms?

No. None of me tastes like anything edible.

Never mind! There were some mushrooms growing in an old sink in the back room... Now if I can just find some Assassin bugs, a two inch frying pan, and a place to build a fire...

*ate all assasin bug within a five mile radius*

*Rawk* *BURP*