Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Trying to get into a position to examine your own balls is way beyond yoga. Don't tell me it's done with mirrors.

Use a digital camera.

The threesome invitations get damn annoying after a while. What I don't get is when it's not a threesome, it's a man, and I have just told him (lying) that I am flatout lesbian (I'm bi) and he does not understand the concept of a woman NOT going gaga over him. He'll say "Are you sure?" or my favorite, "You haven't gone out with ME yet."

I have this theory, and I apologize for trying to be articulate at Dogh'd's, surrounded, as I am, by people trying to have a good time rather than think, that the first thing anybody actively want in life is a tit. Girls eventually get their own, but guys will always yearn.

that, too.

I had a unique (to me, anyway) experience a while back. Some lesbian kept annoying me going on & on flirting & trying to convince me I'd enjoy having sex with her. I finally got fed up & said look, I have nothing against you being a lesbian. You can do whatever the hell you want to with your sexual organs, as long as it's with a consenting adult. I, however, am not a consenting adult. She shut up relatively fast after that.

::raises eyebrow:: This just got interesting.

How come that never happens to me?

Cause you look blue?

Well OnyxFlame There are all kinds of assholes. Men do not nessarly have the corner on the market on being a asshole. Personally I enjoy teasing bots myself and would be too chicken to try it on a straight chick. I hate being slapped.