Doghead's Cosmic Bar

you know one thing I find incredibly enertaining is how men react to the idea of a woman being a lesbian. You would think that a lot of them would feel threatened or replused by it but yet that is never the case. You tell a guy you are a dyke and more often than not (yes there are exceptions to the rule) he will get a very lustful look in his eye and tell you about his wife, girlfriend, etc that is bisexual and would you like to have a 3some. Or they you look at you and think HHMMM a challenge. and off to races you both go. Come on admit it guys, you know you do it. so ladies if your love life sucks you know what to tell a man to perk up his "ahm" "interest".

But it's gotta be a little wierd to be the outsider in a 3-way with a married couple, no?

It's the whole man thing of "the more naked women in a room, the better". As I once told someone, men must not pay a whole lot of attention to what they're looking at, because a man could look at 20 naked women and drool all day long, but if I looked at 20 naked men I'd eventually get desensitized. "So what? It's just another dick."

Oh, and all you guys who think you're too sexy for words: have you ever noticed how UGLY balls are? They just...sit there sagging. I mean really, if my chest was that saggy a lot of men would run away. I suppose they're interesting to look at because I don't have a pair, but men sure seem inordinately proud of a part of their body that looks like a Sumo wrestler sat on it.

Oh, and if it seems strange to hear a straight chick talking like this...it's not the BALLS I care about.

Balls are not lovely, they are interesting. Did you know they move on their own?

Oh god, I think I'm going to throw up.

*runs to get zx20 a bucket to puke in*

Trying to get into a position to examine your own balls is way beyond yoga. Don't tell me it's done with mirrors.

Use a digital camera.

The threesome invitations get damn annoying after a while. What I don't get is when it's not a threesome, it's a man, and I have just told him (lying) that I am flatout lesbian (I'm bi) and he does not understand the concept of a woman NOT going gaga over him. He'll say "Are you sure?" or my favorite, "You haven't gone out with ME yet."

I have this theory, and I apologize for trying to be articulate at Dogh'd's, surrounded, as I am, by people trying to have a good time rather than think, that the first thing anybody actively want in life is a tit. Girls eventually get their own, but guys will always yearn.