Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*keeps crawling along the hose*
Hey! It leads back to the same barrel I started on!

I thought we were all one. If so, are we not *all* Not I? If not, then none of us are Not I. Mybe all of us and none of us are Not I.

*thinks*
If there is no bar, where can I put down my drink?

Somebody get me an ale. My head hurts. :-P

All is one. One is none. None is all.

Oh bloody hell. Someone fix the roof and the tap already.

May I be the first to make a joke about tap dancing?

Sure, we're not so confused we can't understand your joke...

*drinking foriegn herbal drink* I knows a joke. Was about an allegator.

It WAS about? Did the alligator become a wallet? If it did, I don't wan't to hear it. I saw some ads on iguana skin clothing once, I don't want to see any more reptile-based clothing again.

See, this man went into an inn. Yes. It was an inn. And he saw a sign. The sign said "We serve any kind of sandwich." So he said "Get me an alligator sandwich - and make it quick!"

*hisses* I hate it already!

No wait..this man went into an inn. And he saw this sign. The sign said "We serve all kinds of sandwiches." So he said "Get me an alligator sandwich - and I want it right away!"

No! There was a man, and he went an inn and he said "Do you sell sandwiches?" and the other man said "Yes" and he said, "Then give me an alligator sandwich - and don't be a long time about it?"