Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*while Laydee is complementing Rev, Luigi grabs another drink and hides it in his hole in the ceiling*

*pops in to get a gin & tonic for Aischa*

*grabs some more drinks and hides them*

What are you hording for, Luigi? Has Dogh'd ever ran out of drinks?

We ran out of cockroaches for a while, but it's okay now. Some more came in!

No... Its just fun!

Thank you bev! One moment...

*turns to Laydee and makes a soul withering noise*

Jake: Yeah, but thats kind of sleazy ethics, eh?

Besides getting your bot more attention, what is the pay off? Answer none. *wreasels with Luigi over one of the drinks* Hey dogh'd tap beer just ran out!!! Gimme one!

Oh good, a wrestling contest. We used to have these in Greece. Who brought the warm oil?

Yeah, I know. Maybe they can build a feature against that into the forge to stop such problems.

*scartches ladydyke*
sorry, my claws aren't retractable like those lucky dinosaurs on Jurrassic Park.

Anyway, now that the tap has run out you all must ask me for drinks! It's like a bar in a bar! Then again Doh'd probably just has to flip a switch to change the beer tank...