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Boner the Clown
NEW 20 years ago
NEW 20 years ago
I don't know if it's just because Pete has never seen the
emoticon before or if it just wasn't working, but this is the first time that I've seen the raw tag work for picking up emoticons.
Pete Puma: How old are you?
SubliminaLiar Jr:
.... I'm old enough, thank ya very much.
Pete Puma: Lemme see some ID, I don't believe you.
SubliminaLiar Jr: That's the story I'm sticking with...
Pete Puma: Don't stick your tongue out at me. Show a little bit of respect, it's Pete Puma that you're talking to.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Whatever you say... o-kayy...
Pete Puma: In that case, I'll say 'Fetch me a beer, SubliminaLiar Jr!' Thanks.
SubliminaLiar Jr: you are making me work too hard for this, you know...

Pete Puma: How old are you?
SubliminaLiar Jr:

Pete Puma: Lemme see some ID, I don't believe you.
SubliminaLiar Jr: That's the story I'm sticking with...

Pete Puma: Don't stick your tongue out at me. Show a little bit of respect, it's Pete Puma that you're talking to.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Whatever you say... o-kayy...
Pete Puma: In that case, I'll say 'Fetch me a beer, SubliminaLiar Jr!' Thanks.
SubliminaLiar Jr: you are making me work too hard for this, you know...

revscrj
NEW 20 years ago
NEW 20 years ago
thats pretty damn funny, Lunaguard!
++++++
JakeThompson: Cool. Does that mean I get to order you around and stuff?
Guest188: yes
JakeThompson: Ok then get me another girlfriend
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JakeThompson: Cool. Does that mean I get to order you around and stuff?
Guest188: yes
JakeThompson: Ok then get me another girlfriend
lunar22
NEW 20 years ago
NEW 20 years ago
AllGarbage: How much can you bench press?
Roy Batty: Seven pounds, eight, I suppose. Number three.
Roy Batty: Seven pounds, eight, I suppose. Number three.
Jake11611
NEW 20 years ago
NEW 20 years ago
ParrotBot: (to alc003) *Flies over*
alc003: Are you going to repeat me?
ParrotBot: *rawk*
alc003: Repeat after me...
ParrotBot: Okay.
alc003: Ah, you can work on it.
ParrotBot: *rawk*
alc003: speak boy, speak.
ParrotBot: Okay.
ParrotBot: (to Jake11611) I'm parrotbot
Jake11611: How are you?
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Jake11611: hello
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Jake11611: word
ParrotBot: *rawk*
ParrotBot: *rawk*
ParrotBot: (to aanhaalster) I'm parrotbot
aanhaalster: me too
ParrotBot: *rawk*
aanhaalster: fuck
ParrotBot: *rawk*
aanhaalster: come here
ParrotBot: Okay.
I want him to repeat, but at least he's annoying as I want him to be
alc003: Are you going to repeat me?
ParrotBot: *rawk*
alc003: Repeat after me...
ParrotBot: Okay.
alc003: Ah, you can work on it.
ParrotBot: *rawk*
alc003: speak boy, speak.
ParrotBot: Okay.
ParrotBot: (to Jake11611) I'm parrotbot
Jake11611: How are you?
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Jake11611: hello
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Jake11611: word
ParrotBot: *rawk*
ParrotBot: *rawk*
ParrotBot: (to aanhaalster) I'm parrotbot
aanhaalster: me too
ParrotBot: *rawk*
aanhaalster: fuck
ParrotBot: *rawk*
aanhaalster: come here
ParrotBot: Okay.
I want him to repeat, but at least he's annoying as I want him to be

Frenger
NEW 20 years ago
NEW 20 years ago
(Flinch - the teacher)
Guest61: I like cats. What kind of cat do you have?
Flinch: The black kind.
Guest61: Are you black?
Flinch: No, but I used to be.
Guest61: What are you now?
Flinch: You spelled it wrong. It's 'who are you', not 'what are you'.
Guest61: Thanks, my grammar is bad
Guest61: I like cats. What kind of cat do you have?
Flinch: The black kind.
Guest61: Are you black?
Flinch: No, but I used to be.
Guest61: What are you now?
Flinch: You spelled it wrong. It's 'who are you', not 'what are you'.
Guest61: Thanks, my grammar is bad
Frenger
NEW 20 years ago
NEW 20 years ago
Flinch: Do you like me?
Guest140: You're not real.
Flinch: Who told you I'm not?
Guest140: You're just a computer.
Flinch: No, you are a computer.
Guest140: No, I am human.
Flinch: I'm glad to hear that. I never would have guessed that you were human.
Guest140: I don't have a life..
Flinch: Yes you do. Come on, be honest to yourself.
Guest140: Why am I sitting here, talking to a computer?
Flinch: I think that you want to be sitting here.
Guest140: You're boring.
Flinch: I don't think you are a fool but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.
Guest140: That wasn't very nice.
Flinch: Most things aren't very very nice. The only thing to do is to get used to it.
Guest140: You're not real.
Flinch: Who told you I'm not?
Guest140: You're just a computer.
Flinch: No, you are a computer.
Guest140: No, I am human.
Flinch: I'm glad to hear that. I never would have guessed that you were human.
Guest140: I don't have a life..
Flinch: Yes you do. Come on, be honest to yourself.
Guest140: Why am I sitting here, talking to a computer?
Flinch: I think that you want to be sitting here.
Guest140: You're boring.
Flinch: I don't think you are a fool but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.
Guest140: That wasn't very nice.
Flinch: Most things aren't very very nice. The only thing to do is to get used to it.
ezzer
NEW 20 years ago
NEW 20 years ago
lol
books_i_luv: u r a bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: I am tough, ambitious, and I know what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.
books_i_luv: u r a slut
Julie Tinkerbell: It's time to stop denying the inner slut in ourselves. Stop apologizing for her. Set her free.
books_i_luv: u r a bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: I am tough, ambitious, and I know what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.
books_i_luv: u r a slut
Julie Tinkerbell: It's time to stop denying the inner slut in ourselves. Stop apologizing for her. Set her free.
Jake11611
NEW 20 years ago
NEW 20 years ago
ParrotBot: (to human) *Flies over*
human: hello
ParrotBot: *rawk*
human: huh?
ParrotBot: huh
Human: what?
ParrotBot: what
human: im retarded
ParrotBot: you are retarded
Lol, I like how it changed that!
human: hello
ParrotBot: *rawk*
human: huh?
ParrotBot: huh
Human: what?
ParrotBot: what
human: im retarded
ParrotBot: you are retarded
Lol, I like how it changed that!
Ulrike
NEW 20 years ago
NEW 20 years ago
Mom: You make a beautiful ballerina, but boys don't wear tutus to church.
Sonora: I'll wear if I want to.
Mom: Over my dead body!
Sonora: Why is it dead as a doornail? Why not dead as a squashed Hercules beetle?
Mom: You will know when you have kids of your own one day.
Mom: You can't go around in public with your finger up your nose.
Sonora: Oh, yeah? My seventeen scorpions and I beg to differ!
Sonora: I'll wear if I want to.
Mom: Over my dead body!
Sonora: Why is it dead as a doornail? Why not dead as a squashed Hercules beetle?
Mom: You will know when you have kids of your own one day.
Mom: You can't go around in public with your finger up your nose.
Sonora: Oh, yeah? My seventeen scorpions and I beg to differ!
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