Doghead's Cosmic Bar

It wouldn't do you any good to turn him into dust. Some one would just call him back into existence again. Trust me, I know how these things work. Did I ever tell you how many times I've been brought back to life? after I've been dead?

I wonder what spikebot would do to someone who once turned him into dust...

I can turn into something a lot like dust without dying, actually. In dormant state, I can survive almost indefinitely without food or air. Of course, I'm unable to do much of anything.

In which of these little bits does the you which is YOU reside?

Um, I slept through a lot of my biology classes, but as I understand it the short answer is none of them, any more than you could isolate such a thing in a human by looking at one little piece of the brain. I don't have a brain as such.

*smiles contentedly*

No jokes about me not having a brain, please. I don't have ears either, but you'll notice that I manage to interpret the vibrations you people create in the air and decipher what you are saying anyway.

*sings*
If you only had a brain!
*hands Fizzy a diploma*

So, anyone get April Fooled today?

Gah! I forgot to play any April Fool's jokes! I'll have to go back in my time machine and do some.

Why not go back in time, steal your time machine, and leave it where you won't be able to find it later?

*knocks get weaker* please let me in.......