Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*Falls*
Yay!
*lands on bar, and knocks over a few drinks accidentally*

*sighs* There are none so blind as those with eyes who cannot see.

*comes out to edge of shadows* Well, mate, I'd appreciate you *not* getting all glowy in here--I'd rather not turn into big pile of dust.

If you *do* turn into dust, what would you like us to do with it?

I become all glowy and I do not become all glowy.
*hands Fizzy a feather-duster*

*puts on a tophat and does a feather-duster tap-dance*

*sings* One singular sensation, every little step she takes dadadadaaa!

I should have been a showgirl.

*steps back into shadows* Oh, very nice. To think I was trying to help you people.

It wouldn't do you any good to turn him into dust. Some one would just call him back into existence again. Trust me, I know how these things work. Did I ever tell you how many times I've been brought back to life? after I've been dead?

I wonder what spikebot would do to someone who once turned him into dust...

I can turn into something a lot like dust without dying, actually. In dormant state, I can survive almost indefinitely without food or air. Of course, I'm unable to do much of anything.

In which of these little bits does the you which is YOU reside?